Percabeth As Seen By Mortals

Carmen Abraham

{The last intro was too long, so disclaimer: I don't own any of Rick Riordan's creations, no disrespect meant to anyone in this. There is swearing in this, BTW.}

                        I know you want to hear all about me, so here I go! My name is Carmen Abraham, I have honey-blonde golden hair that is perfectly straight, I have beautiful blue eyes, and wonderfully revealing clothes that make the boys drool! Today I'm wearing a small crop top that's white and see-through, with a bubble-gum pink mini skirt and seven inch gold high heels. I have a twin sister, but you don't need to know about her, she looks like me except for the clothes. Her hair is slightly darker, too. Her name's Caramel if you really have to know, and leads the other popular group that's nice to other people, and her group includes some of the hottest boys at school. {Too lazy to describe them, so I'm just using names.}They are, in this specific order, Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Will Solace, Conner Stoll, Travis Stoll, Frank Zhang, and Leo Valdez. Leo isn't all that good looking, but he'd be useful in doing my math homework and stuff. I intend to date all of them. Including Nico Di Angelo, who is part of this small group of mostly girls that are good looking. I tried to get them to join, but they refused! So did all those boys, but they're just playing hard to get. The girls are just assholes. I don't think any of them are dating, though. The girls are Annabeth Chase, Thalia I-Won't-Tell-You-My-Last-Name, Piper McLean, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Hazel Levesque, Calypso Ogygia, Katie Gardner, Lou Ellen Blackstone, and Reyna Something-Or-Another. Nico's in that group, too. I don't understand why, when he could be with me! 

                    On Friday, a voice boomed from the intercom.

"All students please report to the theater for an assembly!" It rang.

I saw the group of girls and Nico exchange worried glances with those hot boys in my traitorous sister's group. The boring-ass teachers lead us to the theater. On stage were twelve thrones and a big couch. The Greek Gods were here?! Oh, yeah. Turns out Greek and Roman gods are real! I had been telling everyone I was a daughter of Aphrodite... what was I supposed to do!? What if they called my bluff!? In a flash the Olympians were on the stage...

"Would our dear demigods please come up?" A beautiful woman I assumed was Aphrodite asked.

I stepped forwards, not wanting anyone to know I had been lying.

"I'm here, mother!" I called up.

"I am not your mother, you imbecile. You are no demigod. Sit back down THIS INSTANT!" The woman screamed.

                      I hastily retreated and sat back down. Three people went up, two gods and a goddess.

"I am Hera. Goddess of Marriage. Now, if you don't all come up here, demigods, one of you is going to disappear again, permanently this time." The goddess smiled cruelly.