Qibli Walc out of the room to moon "moon kinkajou is hugging spiders again"
Moon looked at him "ah not again you know what that means"Qibli whipped out his large, giant long
Pokémon card collection
Moon looked in awe "woah technology " she said flipping threw the pages
"Ya" He said when cricket turned a corner "WOAH IS THAT THE POLICE "
"No cricket these are Pokémon c-"
"IM CALLING THE WEED" cricket yelled and slammed into the microwave
420 whatcha smokin the microwave yelled .
Cricket flipped out of existence
Moon a qibli cronched on Doritos when peridot appeared
"Woah look it a poke" said clay out of no were
" use ur wheedle " said moon
Qibli flicked the wheedle Pokémon card at thy wild peridot
Peridot died for a second before screaming with grace "CLODS"
Qibli shrugged "oh welp"
Moon nodded "whoa technology "
Pearl caw cawed as a birb mom into existence threw window cuz cave got those
Starflight flicked her out of existence and cricket , starflight, and moon said at the same time "Book"
Cricket grab a book "book" she said and they all flip it open
"Wait this isn't a book this is a ikea" said moon
"Woah my youth" said darkstalker appearing in the microwave
"Your the oldest one here dude" said clay until drop kicking him out the pool
Turtle got out his long scaled neo pet card with cover that was scailed
"No" said moon yeeting his neo pet card "woah technology"
Anemone appeared with a hydro flask "sksksks oop save the turtles"
Turtle mumbled "thanks"
Anemone chaired turtle before marshmallow
Moons eyes widened to the size of happy trees "woah technology" she chaired
peacemaker yeeted "yes sisters" he said shining a flashlight at his snoot
Winter booped Qiblis snoot and they started trading Pokémon cards in the corner
"I ship it" said darkstalker from somewere in the room
Peacemaker sees a spider "SPIDER"he scream
Spinel jumps threw a window "DO NOT FEAR SPINEL IS HERE" she pinked "Weres the spider" she squeaked
Peacemaker pointed "it was right there"
Spinel looked at were he was pointing "was there?"
Peacemaker nodded and spinel grabbed peacemaker shoving him in her giant pink pepper shaker and driving off "say goodbye to earth kid" she said to peacemaker
Cricket grabbed the foldable chair and anemone acquired her hydro flask "sksksks "
The spider blasted off again and cricket and anemone high fived before watching winter and qibli Pokémon battle
Spooder man jumped threw the fuqing window and darkstalker started fangirling
Spooder man grabbed darkstalker some how putting him in his zelda pouch of magic
He blasted off again and cricket didn't notice
Iron man appeared before falling and kinkaju jumped after him as he dissolved on the ground "GOOD NIGHT" kinkajou said and yoted back in to watch the Pokémon battle
Winter won and qibli died for a second
Moon said in awe "woah technology "
Qibli hugged winter because they are clearly the best ship "good game" he said and winter died for a second before carrying qibli off into the sunset
Connie watched "that's beautiful and gay" she said
Moon nodded "woah technology "
The room felt silent as they took in all the shit that happened, they heard a small cronch in the ceiling before a big fwomp just happened and dust covered there mouths
They saw a man trying to scramble to his feet confusion were he was
The man with no eye and prob no soul either
Moon rubbed her eyes and looked in awe "woah technology" she mumbled
The man had a blue sweatshirt sipped his vodka and stood there "hey" acting like nothing happened
Qibli looked at the mans before another appeared in a red sweatshirt jumping on the blues mans saying "BOY GET BACK HERE" and looking around in confusion
It was Tord and Tom the most powerful of Digimon
Glory just shrugged like this happened everyday .
Blue sat in a corner and tried to fix the ceiling not giving two shits either
"Woah technology" said moon watching blue.
After blue was done he hug cricket and they just sat together to watch more shit go down.
Until Naruto busted threw a door with pink lasagna.
The sweet scent of pink lasagna captured Tord
Tom sat there confused
Qibli sat with his boyfri- I mean winter and watched
Naruto inhaled yelling where was his boyfriend.
Tom inhaled Naruto into his voidless eyes.
Hamilton came out of a portal with John Laurens before watching "wrong nation" he said and disappeared into a different time line .
Heather, heather, and heather, wow wow Wubzee , and Papyrus and his drunken up brother on ketchup busted threw a book shelf
"Wrong dimension" heather said and faded.
Peter Parker was watching from a distance and started having PTSD.Far away Spinel and peacemaker we're listening to pearls rap on repeat
Albatross busted in from the corner and started singing the albatross song
He started doing origami but with a knife "EYYY" he inhaled a mouse but continued to sing and then began to dance orange justice
Qibli and Winter watched Bill Cypher bust in and begin to dance while singing bill Nye Your Moms A Guy
Moon watcher watched sucking in all that is happening threw her ears, she breathed in dramatically and then sighed "woah technology , this is bullshit" she disintegrated
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