"Mom!"
"What do you want Lindsay?" I heard my mom yell from the kitchen.
"Come here quick!" Quick was not fast for her. After waiting for 30 fucking seconds, she finally comes in my room.
"Why is my boyfriend all over twitter at this very moment?" I asked, literally screaming.
"Alex?"
"Yeah, he's my only boyfriend!"
"Let me see that." I clicked on the #alexfromtarget hashtag and let her scroll down. Every tweet she scrolled past, she made a reaction. As I did, when I saw it.
"My God. What happened?" She handed me my phone back.
"Some girl that was at Target took a picture of Alex of guard and apparently tweeted it out. After getting a shi- a lot of retweets and favorites, he got known in less than 30 minutes!" My gasped and then started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?! None of this is funny!"
"I'm pretty sure Alex is finding it amusing. Have you called him?"
"No! I'm sure he doesn't. He's probably freaked out since his number and school adress was already leaked! They even know about me, and the girls are still calling him bae, daddy, boyfriend. Do they have no respect. Like, girl, he's taken so get your ugly self out of my boyfriend's face!"
My mom began laughing even harder.
"You do know that Alex doesn't even know they exist? You're seriously jealous of girls on the internet who probably never going to see him. Calm down."
Yikes. That was harsh. Sorry if it offened any of you :/
And Alex's girlfriends name is Lindsay apparently, if you didn't know...
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Alex from Target
FanfictionTwitter possibly brought you here. Published November 2014