Alex from Target

Alex on Ellen

First off, thanks so much for over 2k reads!! It means a lot to me, especially cause it's the most reads I've got, lulz. aaaaaaaaaaand....

Alex was on The Ellen Show TODAY!! OMFGNHJWBHLet me just say he looked fuckable! His smile was just ASGavhjkhkaljlkasAKJHb!! There are links to the interview but I thought why not scrpit it, maybe? I don't even know. For those who didn't see it ofcourse.. I've seem to run out of ideas tbh.

Ellen: One minute, our next guest is a cashier at Target and the next he's an internet sensation because of one photo. Look at him:

*shows news reporters*

"24 hours ago, no one knew who Alex from Target was or is."

"It's the question on everyone's mind: Who is Alex from Target?"

"Yesterday afternoon, someone tweeted a photo of Alex, just an employee at a Texas Target."

"The internet was buzzing wondering just who this cashier cute might be."

"He now has more than half a million followers on twitter."

"#AlexFromTarget has been tweeted more than 800,000 times, with young users crushing on the clerk. If that doesn't encourage high school kids to get a job, we don't know what will."

Ellen: From Dallas, Texas please welcome Alex from Target. (<3)

*cheers and applause*

*Alex and Ellen hug and then sit*

Ellen: Okay Alex, how old are you?

Alex: I'm 16. (FUCK YES)

Ellen: You're 16 years old? *Alex nods* 

Ellen: How long have you worked at that Target? It's right outside Dallas right?

Alex: Yeah. I've worked at that Target for about 3 months now.

Ellen: Okay, 3 months. *audience laughs*

Ellen: Okay, so do people take pictures of you, like on a regular basis?

Alex: Well, there's been a few that I've noticed, but apparently there's a lot more that I haven't noticed. *audience laughs* *popular Alex picture shows in the background*

Alex: And, yeah..

Ellen: Wow. Well, you're a very good looking guy, but I just think it's strange that people are just taking pictures of random people they don't know and then someone happened to-- how did you find out?

Alex: Um, my manager came up to me and she showed me the actual picture. I thought it was fake cause I--

Ellen: She sent it to you like on her phone?

Alex: On her phone, yeah. I like-- I thought it was fake, and then--

Ellen: That picture *the cover of this book*

Alex: Yeah. And then about an hour later, these random girls that I've never met before, came in and showed me my twitter page. *audience laughs*

Alex: And it had like, 5 thousand more followers and I was just really confused. *audience laughs*

Ellen: Sure. That's the normal reactiom. And then, so how many twitter followers did you originally have?

Alex: 144. *audience laughs* 

Ellen: 144. And now you have 500,000? Or probably more now.

Alex: Yeah. Just about 550,000.

Ellen: Okay, about 550, 000. And I imagine by the time we finish talking, it's going to be a million or so. Do you feel now obligated that you have to tweet things out like you're a big celebrity or?

Alex: Oh God, I don't even know what to say. *audience laughs*

Alex: I just-- I feel so pressured, like they're waiting. *audience laughs*

Ellen: Okay, well don't feel pressured because this is-- there is a lot that-- I mean, are you overwhelmed by this?

Alex: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellen: Yeah. I mean, you're working at Target and then all this happens and then you're sitting on television talking about it and-- Have you had wedding-- like marriage proposals, and.. *audience laughs*

Alex: I mean, yeah. *audience laughs*

Ellen: That's amazing! Do you sing? Do you have any other talent? We should take advantage of this.

Alex: I mean, I can apparently bag groceries pretty well. *audience laughs* (BHJASVBHJSVhjsVBHJBashkhH)

Ellen: Wow, okay. *Ellen gives Alex a high five*

Ellen: You're on your way! *Ellen gives Alex a thumbs up*

Ellen: Eggs on top, never on the bottom, you know that. (?)

Alex: Yeah.

Ellen: But really, do you dance or sing or play an instrument?

Alex: Well, I can dance, it's not good it's actually embarrassing! *audience laughs*

Ellen: Then don't. *audience/Alex laughs*

Ellen: But really, you should pick up something quickly because you need to take advantage of this.This is a big deal.

Alex: Yeah.

Ellen: Alright. So we want to take advantage of the fact that you're here, we have the Ellen shop in the riff raff room, and we'd like you to work the register, because I think we'll sell a lot more stuff. *laughter*

Ellen: They're in there right now. So, we're gonna take a picture of you in the Ellen shop at the register. And we got you this *takes out a red sweatshirt from a bag* and it's "I'm Alex from Target and I was on Ellen and she gave me this sweatshirt and please watch her show everyday" *audience/Alex laughs*

Ellen: So you'll put that on. And I also heard, you're gonna have to tweet a lot more and you'll need an iPad. So we got you a brand new iPad. *pulls out iPad from the bag and hands it to Alex*

Alex: Thank you so much! 

Ellen: You're welcome. Alright, so you'll get ready and go sell and we can take pre-orders for man buns and pig-tails if you'd like.

Alex: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: So pre-sell those if you can. 

Alex: Oh, yeah.

Ellen: We'll be back. Alex from Target. *cheers and applause*

*Alex and Ellen give eachother one last hug before Alex walks out to change*

11:53 pm on a school night, but I dun currr. I loved to interview sooooooooooo much. Ellen is the fucking best tbfh!