Ty'Eisha Towers has to shop for her husband's large size 161/2 neck. His 56 1/2 inch waist line. Size 13 1/2 shoe size. That's the Big and Tall Store
Store Clerk "Hey girl. In for your hubby again?"
Ty'Eisha "Girl yes. He has to work doubles. A convention is at The Galt House and he needs a tux and tails"
"Tux and tails? He is going to look like the penquin in Batman"
"Girl hush! You know Halloween just left and Thanksgiving this month. Don't even mention Christmas"
Ty'Eisha is shopping at the Big and Tall Clothing for men.
"Either one" her tranny friend advised
"Ok, I'll check them both out"
Ty'Eisha and her friend shopped for her husband's Tux and Tails. Top Hat and Cane. He is going to look like is auditioning for Harlem Nights with the great Eddie Murphy for crying out loud
Tranny friend "girl this is a lot of work shopping for a Big Teddy Bear of a husband."
"Who you telling?" Ty'Eisha agreed
Tranny "But you know over 75% of the men in Lou'a'vull are on the down low and low down"
"They say we known for fast women and pretty horse" and they both laughed
Tranny Timberland "Baby! I am strictly dickly!"
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