If only you knew

You fucking idiot

Moles POV

"So you have detentions quite a lot zen?" I ask trying to get rid of the tension which seems to be flooding the room.
To say I could cut it with a knife would make no sense as I'd probably have to use a flame to burn it away.

In fact I do have a lighter maybe it is possible to burn tension?
"Yeah I guess you could say that." He answers the question which I forgot I even asked. I'm too busy retrieving my lighter.

I get it out and begin to flick the thingy that lights the whatsimacallit.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Gregory sighs.
"Trying to burn tension." I explain.
He groans at my stupidity.
Actually I don't think that this idea was stupid in fact it's probably one of the smartest I've had.
"Seriously mole you can get rid of tension by just explaining what is causing it." He tries to get the lighter off of me.

I stand on my seat making it hard for him to reach.
"Quit it."
"Non"
"God damn it you bastard give me it."
"Non." I make it harder for him to reach but a small movement changes everything.
One of my fingers moves slightly causing my grip on the lighter to become unstable and without even a chance for me to gasp it fell on the floor.

"You fucking idiot."
"What do you mean nothings on fi......
oh shit." Come on what
at are the odds?
There was a small string for the blinds and I guess it set alight so now the flame is moving at a painfully slow speed along the string.
I can't help but laugh.

"Wow I've done everything now. I've been meaning to tick arson of a classroom off my list." I laugh.
"We have to get out of here that's probably gonna set the whole room alight." He pulls me towards the door.

"Wait." I make him stand in the door frame with me as we watch the blinds go up.
He laughs and takes a photo.
"Cmon now we have to go." I chuckle as we run out of the building just as we hear a disturbing scream.

"Guess she found it."
I laugh as the fire bells go off and teachers start to evacuate the building.
We are out of sight sitting behind a bush  so that we can witness the whole thing.
"Oh my goddddddd" yells mr Mackey.
This makes me even more amused.

A teacher with big tits  is crying, A guy who I assume is the principle is trying to calm everyone down and this really gay dude is running back into the building for something shouting "I'm coming Mr hat."
"Your outrageous." Gregory hits my arm.
"Oh you love it."
He rolls his eyes.
He loves it.

"Whatever." He attempts to get up and leave but I pull him back down.
"Where do you think your going?"
"Home why?"
"Nope your coming to my house."
Oh I have my reasons. I have to take him home. We are gonna have so much fun. I hope he likes eating balls......

For dinner you dirty minded pervs. Oh wait....I mean meatballs.
"What no! Why?" He seems very confused.
"My mother said zat I have to make at least one friend today and bring them home." That's half true. She said to make a friend but she'll be happy to have him round. I mean she'll be very surprised that's for sure.

"Why should I?"
"Because I know zat you're actually beginning to like me and you don't want to pass up zis opportunity.
He rolls his eyes.
"Cmon please I won't mock you In french ever again."
Ha this is a trap. I've never insulted him in french. I mean it just helps that he doesn't have a bone in his body that understands a word I say in my 1st language.

Gregory hesitates but agrees.
"Fine but if your mom doesn't like me I'm saying that you purposely picked someone who she would despise."
"Fine."

I first get up and then offer my hand to him.
"Oh nice try french boy." He obviously declines my hand and decides that he is an independent specimen of a gay boy.
Well I'm assuming he is I mean look at him. He's independent(obviously) and gay(probably).

He's playing hard to get. Now this is a game which I myself am unfamiliar with.
Usually people throw themselves at me but he isn't.
He's different.
It just makes me more interested. More eager.
More attracted To the Brit.

We walk in sync. I don't think he notices but it's like we are ment for each other.
What am I saying!? we've only met today.
But I can see us as a couple possibly.

I hope my mom likes him. Even if she doesn't it won't stop me.
Since when do I follow rules?

"Oh my god stop staring at me."
"Oh was I staring?"
Ha I know I was staring.
"Yes and it's getting creepy."
I purposely stare more intensely at him which causes Gregory to huff.
Wow his cheeks aren't even red at all. No blush? He must be an expert at hiding emotions. As am I but come on look at me he can't resist this. Can he?

Maybe he just doesn't feel anything for me.........yet.
I wonder what he's attracted to.
Maybe the opposite of me?
He seems posh so maybe someone who wears a suit and tie.
Unless I've been reading him wrong and he really is straight.
He seems quite manly. But that doesn't tell me anything.

I'm thinking too much this is day one.
I've got ages. But I am the type to rush into things, which scares people from what I've seen in all the Rom-coms I've watched.
If life is like a Rom-Com what am I supposed  to do next?.......

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If only life were like a Rom-Com.
Huh nice book title. I smell an idea coming on.