kenny x fem!reader {DISCONTINUED}

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"W..well *hic* Kenny, wasss uH comin from your house *hic* and he wanted a drink *hic* so here we are-" I grabbed Stan by the collar, lightly I didn't want to hurt him. "S..STAN WHY THE..Ugh...never late him drink without me..." he nodded, "oHH (y-y/n) y*hic* you're heree?" I sighed, "yup. It's me. Good ol' (l/n)." He looked confused as hell. "Who's (l/n) *hic* I WANN MY (y/n) !" Me and Kyle began laughing.

BZZT bzzzzzt bz-

Y= you
D= dad

D: y/n? Where are you?
D: answer me. Now.
D: y/n l/n. Did you sneak out? It's been an hour. Answer me. Now.
Y: dad? What the hell do u wanT
D: language! And..where the HELL are you? Young lady?

I swallowed. Showing I was uncomfortable in anyway I could. I snuggled up to Kenny, I made really bad jokes. I even stuttered. No one could tell I was uncomfortable. These guys are dumb.

D: y/n!?
Y: sorry.

Kenny glanced at my phone and snatched it.

Y= (Kenny) you
D= dad

Y: hey! Dad guess what
D: mhm? Finally going to explain?
Y: no, I want to know why ur sUch a n annOyiN dRunK? Can u anSer thaT? DaD
D: Y/N L/N! GET YOUR ASS HOME BEFORE I FIND YOU AND BEAT YOUR ASS MYSELF
Y: kInkY

I looked at Kenny. Pissed, and Kenny looked made the 'oh-shit-I-screwed-up-real-bad-instant-regret-' face. "Kenny fricking McCormick...what did you do?" He gulped. Clearly, whatever he did made him sober. He seemed normal. "I uhhh just pissed your dad off." He showed me the phone and the messages. I slapped him. "Thanks you ass! I'm sooo happy! My dads going to kill me now! Kenny, you had no reason, or concept to take my phone, let alone text ANYONE. AND you said things you shouldn't even know about. My dad won't believe me if I said it was you....so thanks asshat...." I stormed out with Kyle.

*~*

18 missed calls from dad.
7 messages from dad.

Me and Kyle snook but up to my window. "Kyle..sorry I dragged you here! Oh nooo,,,uh..um..here!" I hid I'm inside my closet. "Now, talk, cough, sneeze, or make any noise. I'll murder you myself. Kay?" I smiled innocently and he swallowed. "Y..yup!" I closed to closet and braced my self for the end of my existence. Thanks so damn much McCormick..
I ran downstairs. My dad met me there, alcohol in hand. He talked with slurs. "Y/n! Why don't you lUv me? I tAke care oF yoU! Every dAy! Ur sO ungreatful ! Grounded!" I rolled my eyes and walked back upstairs. Muttering, "alcoholic old bag....well at least he wasn't sober anymore. I'd be dead by now...." I walked into my room to grab clothes and started changing. (She forgot about kYle!) I was pretty much naked then....Kyle..slid open the door. "Hey are you- HOLYSHITDUDEIMSORRYDONTKILLMEPLEASE" I wasn't even mad, I just shoved him back into the closet. "Huh? What? I'm alive?" Me mumbled. I laughed quietly. I finished changing and let him out. "Hey Ky. You may have to stay here.." he widened his eyes. "Overnight?!" I nod. "Sorry dude...it's late.. I don't trust you to go home alone." He sighed "oh...okay." I shook into my dads room and stole his old clothes. "They may be a bit big on you. But here." I handed him the clothes. "Oh. Okay then."

(It's not done yet but lemme just say...this may turn into a Kyle and Kenny x reader. I love them both . I'm sorry-)

He returned from the closet baggy clothes. "Aww you look so small~" I cooed. "Shut up." I did so, he layed himself on the floor. "Nah uh uh! Your sleeping with me! The floor is hella uncomfortable. I'd know," he stood up and layed down. We were facing each other. Out of awkwardness, he blushed and turned over. "Pshh Kyle can't take the oxygen from a female. You prob gay." He turned over instantly. "I AM NOT G..GAY!!" I laughed. "Suuure! You have no proof your straight." He smirked, "you have no proof I'm gay." I mimicked his smirk. "Oh yes I do-" he kissed me solftly, "k...Kyle what the-"
"Believe me now~?" I nod. "Whatever.." I turned over blushing. "Idiot.." I heard him whisper. "I don't care...I'll kiss you whenever I want to..no matter whose around..even that damn McCormick..." my eyes winden. "Kyle that's-"

Cya on Wednesday mah dudes ;)

Haha jk..imma post on Wednesday and tmrw. Bc I'm always bored. And I'm getting motivation...slowly.

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