You have the face of a saint, saint Bernard that is.
Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I heard you were born on a farm, any more in the litter
If you become a mother can I have one of the puppies?
That is all for now, if you have a joke or a riddle or an insult or anything funny comment and I will put it in here
