Me: Liu! Get up! We gotta fight Toby and Masky!
Liu: Aren't we friends with them?
Me: Yes -_-
Liu: *sighs* Fine...
Masky: Umm.... I don't think I want to fight...
Toby: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Me: *sighs* You and Masky are shy... That's one team XD
Liu: You meant... oh, never mind... *takes out twin knives*
Me: *takes out butcher knife*
Masky: *takes out switch blade*
Toby: *takes out hatchet*
Liu: Yo Toby, I want my brother in one piece, understand?
Me: Masky, Liu can't have ONE SINGLE cut on him! OR ELSE!
Toby and Masky: *nod and laugh*
Me: *charges at Toby*
Toby: *dodges*
Me: *stabs his arm*
Toby: *growls and stabs my leg*
Me: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE LEG?!
Toby: *shrugs*
Me: *stabs him in the shoulder*
Toby: *stabs my side*
Me: *growls and stabs his chest*
Toby: *dies then is magically revived*
Liu: *slashes Masky's arm*
Masky: *goes for his head*
Liu: *dodges and stabs his back*
Masky: *dies and revives :3*
Liu: *high-fives me*
Me: We won :3
Toby and Masky: *shrug and walk away*
Liu: :)
Me: :)
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