Aight here's a belated story time that I've been willing to tell y'all for a while but was still too traumatized to talk about it lmao
Anyways this is connected to the furry thing I did earlier so yeah
So basically I hang out with a group of guys in school (guys are more relatable than girls sometimes okay I cannot relate when it comes to talking about sexy Koreans or whatever) and there's this one guy that I'm going to be calling Dickson and everyone in the group knows that he has a crush on me (so do I duh bitch ain't that oblivious) and we all tease him about shit and yeah basically Shadow's a jerk what else is new
But to be honest I never even liked the guy even from a friend perspective. Bastard was too loud and was also pretty racist about shit. I mean yeah it's a joke but it gets tiring to hear haha hey look I found your long lost father! then proceed to point at a piece of charcoal every time we walk by our darker skinned friend from the other section over and over and o v e r again like bitch please get a new joke it's 2019
There's also the part where he's basically cringier than early 2018 Shadow (and y'all know the kind of shit I say about 2018 Shadow
Especially early 2018 Shadow)
The only reason I hang out with the idiot is because he's a part of the whole group and there's the part about nobody gets left behind or smthn so yeah here we are
So the other day my other friend (we'll call him Frank because why not) got the dude's journal diary or smthn and then there's a part there about me that he read and basically his eyes were traumatized and yeah
Later he told me what was written in the notebook and man oh man someone call the anti furry police on this dude
Okay but to understand my disgust for the guy and my disappointment for myself Imma give y'all a better insight on this
Okay so if y'all know basically anyone in the 4 Chaotics or if you're part of the hwah family then you should know that both me and Addie have high as fuck voices. Although Addie might not like her high voice idk, I, however, use it to my advantage to make my friend's lives as insufferable as possible during their period of being friends with me. Though what I do doesn't really take much effort, it apparently still packs a punch. What I do is I just raise my voice to a really high voice to where it sounds like either a 5 year old or a hernia voice actress and just say shit with that voice. Simple, yes, but my friends are mostly either normies or just easily disturbed so yeah moving on
Anyways so I mostly just use this voice as a joke punishment for my friends since apparently they all hate it and want to avoid it like the plague and yeah that's all
So back to the story, what happened was that in the page about myself in the journal apparently Dickson said that he'd basically go through drastic measures *aHEM*
okay lmao only Frank would understand that but anyways, he said that if he kept stealing my shit and other stuff that would probably annoy me and if the voice wouldn't work on him, he thought that I would,,,,uHH
Sit on his lap
Yeah
Ow
Big furry cringe
And yeah I'm still kinda creeped out about it and I haven't spoken to the bitch in a week but bah who needs a lot of friends anyways
(There's also another thing that my other classmate told me that was in his journal but shit's too cringy and creepy to think about and the other classmate isn't really that trustworthy so yeah)
also yeah I might be a jerk but I mean what else is knew amirite ok g'day and g'night kids I'm going to erase this trauma using more trauma aka math
Also on an unrelated note for personal reasons I'm suing the person who created Cartesian plane and thought it would be a good idea to mix it with algebra
