Mysterious Me

CHAPTER 1

          "Chaci! Its Mysterious D back with a new subject, bullying. Yea, yea, I know moat of you are like 'WTF man, you're supposed to be fun and tall about fun things that entertain us!'. Well get over it because I'm starting a new section where ill do an interactive live broadcast every 4th Friday so that viewers can go live with me. Ill ask a dew questions and you can click the little icon at the top of your screen that I designed."

          I look at my paper full of questions that I want to ask my audience. Mysterious D is my one woman talk radio for high school students. No one knows about my second identity, not even my family.

          I look for today's question on my paper, " So, first question is: why do you bully, and if you just stand there and not say anything, then you really aren't any better than the bully. So whatever boat you're in, tell us why."

Crickets.

I wonder why. Note the sarcasm.

          "Well since none of you have the balls to say anything, ill say something," I pause and take a deep breath, " I don't witness bullying in my school, but if I did then I would most definitely say something because nothing can justify bullying." I let that hang out in the open for people to consume. "So when you guys grow a pair, ill talk about it any time. Just DM me at MystDisastranger. Peace, love you guys, and see ya whe-" I'm cut off by a voice in my headphones.

          "You're lying," a deep, passed of voice says flatly. What?! They go on, " You don't stand up for yourself." He accuses as if he knows me.

          "Do I know you or something because you seem to think you know something and You're wrong." I argue while trying to figure out why his voice is so familiar to me.

          Then it clocks in my head that this is Jace Waters, the bad boy, foot ball player of mt school. My nostrils flare in anger. The one person who knows the least about me is telling me about mtawld as if he actually knows me. I stopped listening to what he was sputtering and do my sign off as if nothing even happened.

          "Love you guys and see ya when I see ya!" Oh how I yearn to round house kick this man in the trachea! I put on Mud Blood by Loic Nottet for the last bit of my live like always.

          I check the time and see that I am 15 minutes behind because of the donkey Jace Waters.

          "Shiitake Mushrooms, I swear if I'm late Lord help this boy!" I groan in annoyance at my waning time management skills. Im glad I had already done everything besides a couple things to get ready for school. I slip my XXXL hoodie over my head, slip into my loosely laced combat boots, and grab my long board before trudging downstairs in a hurry while trying to put a beanie over my mane of hair, and succeeding as I reach the door and tie my shoes.

          "Breakfast, think fast!" my mother's voice calls from behind me. I swivel on my heels as immediately see a packet of Belvita being hurled through the air in my direction. I huff at my mother as I nearly drop the precious food on the ground. She gives me an amused look and jokes about me being a lower than her and asking how I expected to carry out my life long dream of becoming a ninja. I laugh whole heartedly as I leave the house and speed down the now empty street and toward a the he'll hole that is Blaketon High school.