Muppets Most Wanted

Train ride

Kermits POV
Ugh I can't sleep ever sinced I signed the contract for the world tour. I got up from bed and walked past all the sleeping muppets. I can't stand this! I'm heading for a walk.
Dominic's POV
I see Kermit getting off the Train. "Hey Kermit what's wrong? Where you going?" He is going for a walk so I decided to go with him. This will be the perfect time for my evil plan!!! When we arrived I ditched him and ran off.
Kermits POV
I turned around and Dominic was gone! I knew that he was bad. I turned back around and I see this guy in a black cape and he comes closer and there is no where for me to run. He came even closer and he said,"BOO!" I screamed and he slapped me on the face and when I touched my face, I noticed that I have a mole! He went away and I was stuck here and people kept saying, "I found Constantine!" I was confused until I turned around and I saw that there was a poster that said. "Wanted: most dangerous evil frog." I gulped and before I knew it, police were grabbing me and throwing me in the police car. "IM NOT CONSTANTINE!!" They took me to a prison in Europe called Gulag. When I enter, people thought that I was Constantine and I told them that I wasn't but they didn't believe me until, they gave me a fork crown and I said thank you. Everyone frozed and someone said "that is odd because Constantine never says thank you!" They grabbed me and try to beat me up, I was free by a lady name Nadya.

Nadya: Hit it boys
This is Russia's premier state funded hotel
We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
Excellence in service since 1932
Don't believe what you read in the online reviews
It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You'll never get away
It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riot
So please enjoy your stay
Here's the dining room the menu is minimal
What the cook does to the food is criminal
Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool
May I recommend you try our famous gruel
In the Big House
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No froggy, no
Check out after ten
Or eleven years
Make yourself at home
Accommodation here is far superior
Than anything else you will find in Siberia
Let me know if there's anything you need
Everything's free, money back guaranteed
Josh Groban: In the Big House you will not survive
When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
Nadya: It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You'll never get away
For your security
I'll keep the only key
Now please enjoy your stay.

After that song was done, I was in a cell and I was stuck in there.