"SO, WE MADE IT OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND," Papyrus said, looking at the glorious sunset above the lake.
"Yeah, that's cool paps. I'm going back to the mountain now." Sans said.
"WAIT, BUT WE JUST GOT HERE!"
"um... have... things I need to get. ketchup bottles. and shows to catch up on. see ya." Sans said, winking and then sliding back into the mouth of the cave.
"SANS!!!"
"It's okay, Papyrus, everyone knows that Sans is a complete waste of space," Undyne said, putting a hand on Papyrus' shoulder. The other monsters nodded in agreement except for Monster Kid, who was currently being forcefully dragged back into the Underground for being terrible.
"I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BUT... HEY, WHAT'S THAT THING IN THE DISTANCE?" Papyrus directed his gaze to the large castle-shaped shadow in the distance.
"Heck, I dunno. Let's go to eat food now. Hopefully, humans won't be afraid of us," The giant anthropomorphic fish lady said, smiling with her ominously sharp yellow teeth that made up two-thirds of her face.
"GREAT IDEA!" Papyrus screamed in his usual voice. He didn't have vocal cords and his voice seemed to never wear out, so this is just how he talked.
"Let's go, my child," Toriel said, holding Frisk's hand.
"Um... no thanks. I'm going back to my real parents now." they rejected, briskly walking away and breaking out into a sprint the moment they were out of sight.
"Ah... I see..." Toriel looked down.
"I'm sure it's not personal, Toriel. I m-mean... you are criminally insane and end up murdering any child you get close to, b-but..." Alphys stuttered.
"Are we going to have a problem, royal scientist?" Toriel threatened, holding up her trusty ninja stars.
"I- ah- I said nothing! You're a great mother!"
"That's what I thought."
Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Toriel, and Asgore rode to McDonald's on their Tesla and burst through the door, cutting the line to the front.
"Welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you?" the cashier droned.
"YES, I WOULD LIKE A SPAGHETTI," Papyrus yelled, leaning over the table.
"We don't serve spaghetti here, sir."
"OKAY. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING, THEN. JUST GET ME A... UM... NAPKIN. AND A LARGE CUP OF WATER."
The other monsters made their orders and got their food, sitting down at a random person's table.
"What are you?" they asked.
"I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. I'M A SKELETON, THE FISH LADY RIGHT THERE IS A FISH... LADY, THAT RIGHT THERE IS A DINOSAUR LIZARD THING, AND THE TWO THAT ARE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ARE GOATS!"
"Oh. Cool."
Meanwhile, Voldemort was doing evil stuff.
"MUAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHA," he said as he dumped some red stuff into the cauldron.
"What is that?" his servant, that one ugly dude that was a rat for a few years, asked.
"I dunno. But it's supposed to grow me a new nose! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" Voldemort replied, pulling some grass out of the ground.
"What's the evil laughter for, then?" the servant asked.
"Oh. I'm... not sure. Now stop questioning me before I... do some more evil stuff. With my telekinesis."
"Okay, I guess."
Suddenly, Dolores Umbridge walked in.
"H-"
But she died before she could finish her word because she's the worst Harry Potter character.
"What was that about? Ah, well. My potion is done now." Voldemort splashed the liquid onto the place where his nose should be, only to have nothing happen.
"Are you kidding me right now? I spent a whole three minutes on that potion!" Voldemort threw his hands up.
"That's a shame," the ugly servant guy said.
"It very much is, my... uh... what's your name again?"
"Peter Pettigrew, but people call me Wormtail."
"Oh. That's a stupid name."
"I know."
"How about I just call you 'ugly rat dude' from now on?"
"I guess it's better than Wormtail," Ugly Rat Dude concluded.
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Voldyrus (Voldemort x Papyrus): It All Started With A Nose
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