Christmas in Konoha (A SasuNaru Christmas story)

All Naruto Wants For Christmas

KAR: Hope you like~

Naru P.O.V.~

"Tsunade Baa-chan, you can't do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Sasuke just finished helping us and he's on our side now. So pleeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee don't send him on a mission." I ran into the Hokage office, screaming at baa-chan.

She looked up from her unfinished paperwork "I have to Naruto. We have to make sure he really is back on our side and not just faking to destroy the village... and don't call me baa-chan."

"Then send me with him~!"

"No, Sasuke must prove himself on his own."

"Well then don't send him on an S-rank mission! Yeah, he was an S-rank criminal. but he's still technically a gennin 'cause he hasn't done the chunnin exams yet. It's unfair to the gennin who want to go on S-ranks!" I was not going down without a fight.

"Ugh... fine. BUT! As punishment for making me cancel his mission, he has to stay with you."

"That's not really a punish...ment... wait a minute. Are you trying to get me to confess to Sasuke?!"

"Naruto stop asking questions! Just get out! Who said I was punishing you! Yes I know you like Sasuke, but as far as I know he doesn't seem to like you back! This is a punishment for him! If he kills you then we'll know whose side he's really on!" She almost threw her desk at me.

"Well... thanks.... for crushing my dreams, Tsunade Baa-chan." I walked slowly out of the office and headed to Ichiraku's Ramen Shop.

"Welcome back Naruto!" I sat on one of the stools, silently. "You ok? Here, I'll give you your favorite ramen. On the house! As many refills as you would like! You are our favorite customer. Besides, I can just put it on Kakashi, Iruka, or Yamato's tab."

"Thanks." I smiled lightly. It didn't take long for him to give me my ramen. "Itadakimasu" I ate it at a normal person pace and only ate the one bowl. (As you can tell already, Naruto is very upset :P ~KAR) ((T'was my idea! :D ~Ana (still doesn't help that I need to continue mine...))) I went back home and plopped onto my bed. I groaned into my pillow. "Uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh.... I'm going to kill baa-chan one of these days... partially to take over as hokage..." took me a minute to realize what I said. I rolled over and sat up. "Jeez.... now I sound like Sasuke...." "When have you ever sounded like me, Dobe?" I fell off my bed. "When did you come in here?! How'd you get in here!? Are you secretly a demon-vampire?!" ((Jefferson-starship actually. ~Ana)) "No. I'm secretly a ninja...." He said sarcastically "Also you didn't lock your front door, baka." "Well... wait did the great almighty Uchiha Sasuke just. Be. Sarcastic. THE APOCALYPSE IS STARTING. EVERYONE RUN! FIND SHELTER IN THE GROUND!" "SHUT UP DOBE! You're a bigger idiot than ever..." "Sooooo... how long have you been standing there?" "Long enough to know you want to kill Tsunade. If you really want to, just let me know. I'm willing to help you after you helped me." I blushed lightly "Uuuuuuhhhhh...." "Plus I'm willing to do anything for you." I cut him off. "Really?!" I smiled brightly. "Yeah.... only because I know that, when you're Hokage, you can put me with the Anbu." "Oh...." my smile faded. "I could take my place as your private Anbu protector.""But..." 'I don't want you as a protector. I want you as my lover.' I wish I had the guts to say that... "But what?" "But I don't need a protector." "Yes you do, with your idiotic plans. Plus, I'm technically an S-rank ennething. (If you know where it's from ;) ~KAR) ((~Sakura voice~: Oh I just love it when Sasuke mis-pronounces words like that. ~Anawrath)) You're only a gennin." "WELL SO ARE YOU, TEME!" "So what? I'm still S-rank. You've been in the village all these years, still a gennin, when I was out actually training. If I wanted to, I could become hokage. Unlike you. You only know one s-rank jutsu. I know hundreds." "NUUUUUU~ Don't take that title from meh~! It mine!" "This is going nowhere.... anyways.... where the fuck am I going to sleep, Dobe?" "Well... I don't know.... I only have the one bed... I've never had an actual living person sleep over..." "Wow, you really are a Dobe." "SHUT UP, TEME~!" "Whatever, I"ll just sleep with you, then." Naru: O////////////////////////////////////////O~ ((Because I need this in words. 'I'm pretty sure my face turned extremely red. I could feel my face going from extremely cold to extremely hot.' DONE ~Anawrath)) 'I hope Sasuke likes tomatoes, cuz I'm sure that's how red my face was.'

~Sasuke's P.O.V.~

While Naru was busy hiding his face, I smiled softly and put my bags in Naru's closet. "I'm going to go take a shower, Dobe. Can you make dinner for me? I haven't eaten all day." "Why don't you make your own food, Teme? The ingredients are in the fridge and all my cooking devices work." " I-I-I Uhhh.... well... how do I... uuummmm... Orochimaru... didn't... exactly... teach me how to cook...." "You lived alone before going with Orochimaru, what did you eat then?" "Mainly tomatoes and salads... Sometimes, when I remembered how to work the stove, I made tomato soup." "THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SOO SKINNY~! I KNEW IT AND SAKURA-CHAN DIDN'T BELIEVE MEH~!" "Whatever, Dobe, I'm taking a shower. Make me dinner!" I said as I walked towards the bathroom.

I started to strip after I got everything set. I heard the door creak open as I was working on untying my ass-bow. "What do you want, Dobe." I sort of did a pose thing and turned to Naru. He looked like he was going to have a nosebleed. "You looking to see if you can join me? There's enough room for 2, standing up or laying down." I joked. I did mean it, but I was going to have some fun messing with Naru before I did ennething serious. "I uh... I do kind of need to shower....." his face was even more red than before. "I'm only joking, Naru." I let it slip out. "Since.... since when do you call me Naru?" "Well if I'm going to live with you, might as well give you a somewhat nicer nick-name." "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE AGAIN! BUT THIS TIME, THE GREATEST UCHIHA OVERLORD, SASUKE, IS BEING NICE!" "Stop it with apocalypse shit, Naru. And you sound like a fanboy, I hope you know that." "I uh..." "It's annoying... but kinda cute coming from you." I smirked. "I'll just... I'll just go back to cooking now." "Maybe you can join me some other time." He shut the door while putting a hand up to his face. Yup.... pretty sure I got him to nosebleed. I hopped into the shower and cleaned up and shit.

30 minutes later, I hopped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my waist. I walked into the kitchen, and Naru was just getting done making dinner for us.

((AAAAAANNNNND WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE IT OFF HERE. 6-12-14 'CAUSE WE NEED TO DO KK'S ART PROJECT. AND AGAIN, I DID MOST OF THE WORK FOR THIS FANFIC. BUT WE DID FIGHT OVER WHAT TO TYPE. FOR HER ART PROJ. HE'S LITTERALLY JUST RECORDING ME SOOOOO... YEAH... ~Anawrath))

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KAR: Well, there's chap 1 for this Christmas story. After my project, time to work a little on chap 2 and help Ana with her Christmas one, so yeaaah...

Naruto: You crushed my dreams, I hope ya know that.

KAR: I do know that, but it'll get better, I promise.

It always does.

Naruto: Fine, I trust you.

Sasuke: There better be hentai yaoi at the end~!

KAR: That's up to whether I'm in the mood or not. Or if me and Ana finishes it together.

Sasuke: -does 'famous' Uchiha glare-

KAR: -glares back- :P

Naruto: Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee stop fighting~

KAR: Fine, but only cuz I have something I need to do. But I will get the Uchiha back!

Sasuke: Fine, but only for you, Naru.

KAR: So, uh bye for now.