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Tom's pick up lines lmao

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Tom: I'll give you a kiss, if you dont like it, you can return it.

Zendaya: *what have I got myself into*

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Tom: can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Zendaya: you mother fucker

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Tom: sometimes you make me feel like treating you like my homework.

Zendaya: how will you treat me like your homework?

Tom: I'd slam you on the table and do you all night~

Zendaya: *bitch u horny*

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Tom: hey I lost my my number can I get yours?

Zendaya: is this why you married me?

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Tom: Hi, Im Mr. Right. someone said you were looking for me.

Zendaya:...

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Tom: mind if I follow you home?
my mother told me to always follow my dreams.

Zendaya: I FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Tom: can I borrow your pen?

Zendaya: yeah

Tom: hey, it doesn't work.

Zendaya: yes it does

Tom: really, then try writing your number here.

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Zendaya: they say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. wanna fight?

Tom: *bish u horny too*

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Tom: you turn my software to hardware

Zendaya: I'LL MAKE YOU BLAD!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

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Zendaya: okay, if you think your so smart, explain Newton's third law of motion.

Tom: well..Im really attracted to you, and according to Newton's third law of motion, your attracted to me too, right?

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Tom: they say Disney world is the most happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

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Tom: I think something is wrong with my eyes.. I just can't.. take them off you.

Zendaya: then wear glasses.

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Tom: *ah.. she's leaving..* HEY!!

Zendaya: hm?

Tom: aren't you forgetting something?

Zendaya: what?

Tom: ME!!!

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Tom: can I tie your shoes?

Zendaya:

Tom: because I don't want you falling... for somebody else.

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Tom: wanna know what's on the menu?

Zendaya: dont-

Tom: ME-N-U

Zendaya: fuck..

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Tom: your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for ya

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Tom: why don't you have a boyfriend?

Zendaya: I'm just not allowed. why don't you have a girlfriend?

Tom: becuz you're still not allowed to have a boyfriend.

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Zendaya: did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Tom: damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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Tom: after meeting you I realised angels do exist in human form and I'm lucky to meet one in person. so tell me.. did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Tom: you may fall from the sky
you may fall from the tree
but the best way to fall is.. in love with me.

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and I'll leave you guys with that. sorry if all my early updates were crap it's bc I have been busy.

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Jingle Bells
Brenner Smells
Demogorgon go away
Mike is hot
El is hot
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Jingle Bells
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Nebula [2] go away
Peter is hot
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Jingle Bells
Jacob (e) smells
Olivia go away
Tom is hot
Jacob is not
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I'll stop

last one I promise

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Jingle Bells
Grundy Smells
Ethel go away
Jug is hot
Chick is not
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