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Unknown number:
I'm gonna add you to my to do list, baby ;)
Me:
Not in my holy household, thot. Begone.
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MinSung text AU
In which a young dancer mischievously texts an unknown number after a dare,
& popular rap...
Do you still text the number that Hyunjin set you up with
Lixie ♥︎ Yes! His name is Chris (〃▽〃)
he's a reaaaally nice guy (who just has a lot of money--)
And he's Aussie! This must be fate 😔💕
.........cute, thanks for letting me know.
What did you want to ask?
Lixie ♥︎ So I've been thinking
If God sneezes, who will bless him???
B-Baby no, stop
Lixie ♥︎ But more importantly, I realized something
Oh dear, I really don't want to know
Lixie ♥︎ Th-There are more nipples than people in this world-
FELIX NO- Blocked. Seen
_____________________ [Han Jisung]
istg I will block you if you don't respond
MinHOE I'm back, baby boy
And I guess I'll tell you
....what? That you're a 45 year old creepy stalker who has a thing for young 19 year old boys..? And that you're thirsty to shove your gross D literally,, anywhere?
MinHOE Wait wh- YOU'RE 19?!
yes..
MinHOE MY HEART- YOU'rE A FETUS
AJDKSKDKSKDK SWEET WITTLE BABY BOY
No??? I'm literally at the last stage of being a teen, bro. Wdym fetus
MinHOE Respect me, bow down to me. I'm your hyung 😔☺️
No, you're a harabeoji*. [a/n; grandfather]
MinHOE I am NOT
I'm 21, and you're officially my baby boy
Before I block you, please tell me what it was that you were about to say
MinHOE Oh right
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That's how I got your #
But I don't want us to stop talking :(((
Why tf do you have that emoji over your profile photo
And you censored your @? Really? 😒
MinHOE Because I'm Rated R 👅
I don't want you to stalk my IG, you never asked to see me so why should I let you? ;)
K bye
MinHOE No waitTttT
Don't block me #>n<
Don't let something like this separate us!
Stop being dramatic, I won't block you (yet)
MinHOE Let's only allow latex to get in between our love ;D
Oh LOrD- Do you really have to turn everything sexual?
