Danganronpa v3 one shots (mostly oumasai-)

Miu you had one fucking job

"Hey, Shuichi! can you do me a favor and go tell Miu I cant meet up with her today?"

"Uh- sure Kaede! why did she need you anywa-"

"Sorry- I have to go! I don't want to keep Tsumugi waiting!"

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Shuichi remembered this conversation he had before heading over to Miu's, he didn't want to jump to conclusions but- he was pretty sure Kaede was fucking all the chicks in the school. which seeing how they're in a killing game right now- probably wasn't the best idea-

You know what else isn't the best idea? agreeing to go see your one of your best friends many GF's to tell them she can't fuck them today cause they were too busy fucking another chick.

Not the best call.

Shuichi knocked on Miu's lab door, after a second he heard a reply.

"Hey, Kaegay! took you long enough!" there was a clicking noise coming from the door, probably to signal it was now unlocked.

shuichi began to open the door "actually its-"

"HEY POOICHI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Miu yelled as she tinkered with a machine

"actually I-"

"you know what? this actually works better!" Miu ran to the other side of the room still working on something 

"wha-"

"JUST STAY STILL" Shuichi froze as Miu seemed to have added the finishing touches to her weird gun machine thing

"It's your lucky day pooichi! not only do you get to spend time with the GORGEOUS GIRL GENIUS MIU IRUMA! But you also get to test her new invention-" she showed off a Si-Fi looking gun above her head "THE SUCCBALLS6969 420 !!!" she obviously had fun naming it.

"Miu what is tha-"

"'MIU YOU SEXY BEAST, WHAT IS THAT AMAZING PIECE OF WORK YOUR HOLDING? ' IS WHAT YOU MAY BE THINKING-"

"not really the sexy beast par-"

"WELL, I'LL GLADLY ANSWER YOUR QUESTION POOICHI!" Miu held the gun in front of her "You see, I've been hanging out with that normie Tsumugi lately-"

Miu blushed a bit saying that, damn is Tsumugi fucking everyone to

"and she showed me some of that weird anime shit-"

Hentai probably

"AND IT INSPIRED ME TO MAKE THIS- THE SUCCBALLS69-"

"You don't need to say its name again," Shuichi commented 

"HnhGNhghNh s-sorry!" Miu fiddled with her hair as she blushed nervously 

...

"A-ANYWAY- YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT THIS BABY DOES!"

"And if it endangers me in any way." Shuichi was low key scared for his life.

"Yeah that too- BUT STAY STILL AND FIND OUT" Miu fiddled with the gun real quick before aiming it at Shuichi

"M-Miu- w-wait-" but it was too late- the gun already shot.

 Shuichi began to feel sick as smoke formed around him... "M-Miu?... w-what did you do to m-me..."

His clothes were suddenly big on him, and his voice was notably higher pitched-

The smoke eventually cleared around him, reveling Shuichi once again. except this time, with the effects of the gun.

"Holy fucking shit Shuichi."

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AAAAAND THAT'S WHERE THE STORY ENDS FOR NOW BECAUSE IM STILL DEBATING WHETHER SHUICHI BECOMES A KID, A GIRL, OR JUST A LOT SHORTER. lol sorry for all these cliff hangers, and btw ill write a part two for the last chapter I did.... eventually. but until then take this unfinished piece of shit and read some of the stuff my friend writes because we share an account and she posts 95% of the content on it. pretty sure this is the only book I actually published... ANYWAY, HAVE A NICE DAY, STAY HEALTHY, DONT LET ANYONE STEAL YOUR BONES BYE.