Part 3. Dos Huevos

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Spanish for two eggs. Chicken kind. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use ostrich eggs. One ostrich egg is something like 16 large chicken laid eggs. I think. Just looked it up. Internet says 24. That's way too much. Just use the kind of eggs chickens make, idiot.

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