(I'm at it again with this kind of shit. The song you see above is the original version of the other side. This is not the version I used. I used a different version)
Cake: Right here, right now, I'll put the offer out
Cake: I don't wanna chase you down, but I know you see it
Cake: You run with me, and I can cut you free
Cake: Out of the drudgery, in the walls you keep in
Alex: So trade that typical, for something colorful
Alex: And if it's crazy, live a little crazy
Alex: You can play it sensible, a queen of conventional
Alex: Or you can risk it all and see--
Cake and Alex: Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play
Cake and Alex: 'Cause we got what you need
Cake and Alex: So come with us and take the ride
Cake and Alex: We'll take you to the other side
Alex: 'Cause you can do like you do
Cake: Or you can do like me
Cake: Stay in the cage, or you' finally take the key
Alex: Oh, damn! Suddenly you're free to fly
Cake and Alex: We'll take you to the other side
???: Okay, my friend, you want to cut me in
???: Well I hate to tell you but it just won't happen
???: So thanks, but no
???: I think I'm good to go
???: 'Cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in
???: Now I admire you, and that whole show you do
???: You're on to something, really it's something
???: But I live among the swell, and we don't pick up peanut shell
???: I'll have to leave that up to you
???: Don't you know that I'm okay with this uptown part I get to play
???: 'Cause I got what I need and I don't want to take the ride
???: I don't need to see the other side
???: So go and do like you do
???: I'm good to do like me
???: Ain't in a cage, so I don't need to take the key
???: Oh, damn! Can't you see I'm doing fine
???: I don't need to see the other side
Cake: Now is this really how you like to spend your days?
Alex: Whiskey and misery, and parties and plays
???: If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the town
???: Disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns
Alex: But you would finally live a little, finally laugh a little
Cake: Just let me give you the freedom to dream
Alex: Wake you up and cure your aching
Cake: Take you walls and start unbreaking
Alex: Now that's a deal that seems worth taking
Cake: But I guess I'll leave that up to you--
???: We'll it's intriguing, but to go would cost me greatly
???: So what percentage of the show would I be taking?
Alex: Fair enough, you'd want a piece of all the action
Alex: I'll give you seven, we could shake and make it happen
???: I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine
Cake:*Laughs. Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime
???: Fifteen
Alex: I'd do eight
???: Twelve
Cake: Maybe nine
???: Ten
All: Don't you wanna get away to a whole new part you're gonna play
Cake and Alex: Cause we got what you need so come with us and take the ride
??? at the same time: Cause I got what I need so come with me and take the ride
All: To the other side
Cake and Alex: So if you do like we do
???: So if you do like me
All: Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key
All: Oh, damn! Suddenly we're free to fly
All: We're going to the other side
???: So if you do like I do
Cake and Alex: (To the other side)
???: So if you do like me
Cake and Alex: (We're going to the other side)
All: 'Cause if we do we're going to the other side
All: We're going to the other side
(This be the version I used. Anyways thanks for reading this shitpost. Feel free to ask anymore questions. Until then goodbye)
(From book)
