President's Daughter

She has Arrived

"Ma'am Georgina Kyeung Liberal?!"

OH MY GOSH!!

I immediately covered the ugly girl's mouth, but I suddenly felt sticky liquid and pulled my hand away.

What...

the...

HELL?!

"LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!" I shrieked "MY HANDS ARE NOW COVERED WITH YOUR SALIVA!"

I haven't been here for an hour and I'm already regretting it.

"Eh..here, hand sanitizer. Sorry po, bigla nyo kasing tinakpan kamay ko eh"

Ugh.

"Well, then don't go shouting my hideous name in public!" I hissed and some old woman looked at me with displease. Whatever.

"Your name naman po is not ano...ugly" she said with matching peace sign.

"Di ka cute, tigilan mo yan"

Shit.

"Hala nagta-tagalog pala kayo?!"

"Hindi. French you tunog tagalog lang"

"Ayy. Nagaral pa man din ako ng english bago kayo umuwi, nagbaon nga ho ako ng tissue oh incase ma nosebleed" she said and pulled out a kleenex.

Haha. Yeah, kahit sa States ako pinatapon-este pinalaki ng mahal kong Daddy ay marunong ako mag-tagalog. Yung yaya ko kasi dun na Filipino ang nagturo saken at may rule kami na tagalog lang ang langguage sa bahay.

Pinadala ako dun nung 4 pa lang ako, after my mom...uhh nevermind.

And now my dad wants me to stay in the Phillipines. The country he rules.

I looked at her back and was dismayed when I didn't saw any guards or anyone to welcome me but this girl.

"So...where's the banner and press?"

"Ho?"

"Asan yung mga magwe-welcome saken?" ayan tinagalog ko na ah.

"Ahh. Wala pong pinabalita ang papa nyo sa press and walang inihanda, ayaw nya daw kasi maging magulo."

Tss. I haven't seen him since I was four and this is how he welcomes me, and note HE'S ALREADY THE FREAKING PRESIDENT.

"Okay where do we go?" I asked and sighed.

Thanks a lot, dad.

"Doon po tayo" the girl said and pointed to an ordinary looking car.

"Ayy anu ba yan ka disappoint naman, dat nag jeep na lang tayo eh" I said sarcastically.

"Ay mahal po pamasahe from NAIA to Malacañang, ilang sakayan pa" she said with a really serious face.

"What's your name?" I asked her while entering the car.

"Rita po"

"Okay, Rita Bubita"

"Ay, ano po yung Bubita parang hindi ko po yon nakita sa english dictionary ko ah? Yung Miriam Webster ho" sabi niya ng proud na proud (A/N: mahirap pang englisera ang main character. Wag gagayahin, delikado) at talagang miryam ah.

"Bubita ka talga"

"Ayy sige ho kung ayaw nyo sabihin magse-serts na lang po ako sa affle ko"

"Affle?"

"Haha! Si ma'am talga affle lang hindi alam! Yun po yung sikat na selfone, regalo saken ng papa nyo!"

"Apple ba?"