JoJos Bizzare Adventures Golden Wind :X Male Reader

Chapter# 1 The Beginning

Y/n Pov

It was a nice day at Libeccio, it's a restaurant me and my friends hang out it in, it's a pretty normal day it's me, Colonel, Mista, Abbacchio, Narancia, and Fugo, ahh am I grateful I joined Passione, I met a bunch of nice people and got a job so I'm not homeless thanks to Mrs. Bucciarati. Well anyways as usual we're eating here, Narancia eating her soup, Colonel I'm feeding him some veggies and fruit such as bananas and corn,and the other three Fugo,Mista, and Abbacchio are just eating some steaks and such. It was nice until Mista and her weird antics interrupted it.

Mista:"Come on, guys! Hear me out!*

You:"Oh great, I wonder what fascinating ideas you got". I say sarcastically."

Narancia:"Would you calm down? Okay, what do you want?"

Mista:"I was thinking about this last night...So, if you were to eat human flesh, would it taste good or bad?" What kind of question is that?

You:"Jesus Mista, why the hell would you think of that?" I say as Narancia chokes on her food probably from shock.

Fugo:"Come on, Mista don't talk about stuff like that".

Narancia:"Why the hell would you bring that up out of the blue?" She lightly hits the table." Get outta here! Go eat by yourself!"

Mista:"Just hear me out!" She seems to have really thought this out."Taking time to really think about what you're eating is connected to wether or not your living a happy life".

You:"Well yeah, if Colonel here stopped eating he'd be sad, and we'll dead". I say pointing at Colonel who's eating some corn on my lap.

Mista:"No,no,no,I mean what food you eat determines how happy your life is". I just nod, well she isn't wrong." Thats why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats, and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores at a restaurant. Why is that?" She points at us while eating, she seems pretty happy about all of this, but no one answers her. "Because it's to smelly to eat! It's disgusting! Listen up, guys! Cats are too disgusting to eat. Are we on the same page so far?"

Narancia:" I'd never eat a cat, even if some culinary expert said it was the best thing ever! Never!" She points back.

Mista:"On the other hand, have you heard of a fish called a SweetFish? SweetFish don't eat bugs, they only eat algae. They're vegetarian. Usually, fish guts are too bitter to eat, but sweet fish guts are delicious. It's because they're not carnivores".

Abbacchio:"Hmm..." She hmms, understanding what Mista means

Mista:"So with that logic in mind, all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivores animals! Cows, pigs, and chickens! The better they feed, the better they taste!" She yells in excitement.

You:" Woah, watch it, you're gonna scare poor Colonel here". I point to Colonel who's on my lap.

Mista:"Huh? Well, the more I think about it. Colonel eats a lot of veggitables and fruit, I bet he'd be pretty tasty". She pulls out a knife and fork.

You:"Hey, back up beast, you're not laying a finger on any of his precious feathers". I point a fork at her playfully we both just laugh it off. Well I hope she was joking about eating Colonel.

Mista:"Well, back to the topic in hand, this leads us to the conclusion... Humans would taste gross because they eat meat!" She yells in excitement.

You:"Glad I ain't a vegan."

Mista:"Well? How do you like the opinion I cane up with?"

Abbacchio:"I see. That's actually rather convincing.