Big burd had just slayed a child of bleck ethnicity. It still had red blud tho, bug bird thought it woodnt. The next day, big.bird had found an asian child but decided to leave it. He didn't have time for asians, but then he saw a basic depressed 14yo white girl crying at the end of the hallway. Fuqhin depresso. He threw it against the wal vilently. It broke in an instant. Big bird then consumed it by shoving it up his assholf. He enhjoyed it vary muuc.
He exited the hallway into the street and went on a killing spree, of children of course. Coz, bug bird thinks grownup hummus are sccry. He cried and ran like sonic away fron the grownups. But he saw a child and then turned in its direction. He ran faster than sonic and the child melted.
"Ah yeas, sOooP" he ate the soOOp and then drank the child. It tasted liek a hummus. Of cousef it did, waas it alian¿ he then did a fatt squat and his organs managed to not fail and rupture, but there was a child behind him trying to do the smæ.
"He he heheh, you stupid"
*intense bass noises*
