Protester - A Swap!Papyrus x Reader

Conflict

A couple hours later, we're at Muffet's, and a red slash goes through the air. "Tch, Chara, this better be the right pla-" a skeleton with a very large red knife steps through the slash, along with a ghost-thing.

"Huh?! Who's-" Papyrus gets cut off.

"Oh! Hey, how'd you get out of your erased universe?" Munchie smiles at the skeleton.

"Eh, one of my friends helped." The skeleton grins. He suddenly looks at me, seeing my wings. "You never mentioned a girl."

"Hi. I'm (Y/N). I'm Munchkin's brother. The disfigured carrot over here is Papyrus. The freaking adorable taco chef is Blue." I wave, smirking.

"Cross. Abyss came to my universe while he was universe-jumping." Cross sits next to Munchie.

Another portal opens. Dufu-

"Tch, Boss better have been tellin the truth." A skeleton with sharp teeth walks through. Wait... shiz. Fell.

"Oh. Hi. I'm (Y/N), this is Cross, Abyss, Papyrus, and Blue. You're Sans. We're calling you Fell. Not as a cutesy nickname, but as a way of differentiating you from the other Sanses. K Fell?" As I'm saying this, Abyss is smiling from across the table, clearly glad I used his book.

"Uh. Alrighty, doll." Fell awkwardly sits beside Cross.

Another portal. Jeez. This time, Fresh walks through. "Heya broskis! The rad Skelebros are in the house!" Error and Geno walk through, laughing.

"Oh! Heya, Freshie! How have ya been?!" I say, standing up to do our secret handshake thing.

"Nothing much, dudette!" He grins.

"Oh, hey (Y-Y-Y/N)." Error smiles at me.

"Hi Error!" I smile.

"(YYYYYY/NNNNNNNNNNN)!!!" Geno hugs me.

"Heya." I glance over at the table and grin at the sight. Blue looks confused, Munchie looks shocked, Papyrus seems... Jealous? Tch, Yea right. Cross looks like he's talking to ghost-thing, and ghost thing is just... staring at Fresh. Fell looks like he's gonna cry. Odd.

Geno lets go and holds Error's hand, dragging him over to one of the tables nearby. Fresh drags me away, following his brothers. Papyrus gets up and follows us. I sit beside Error, leaving the only seat left beside Geno. Fresh sits across from me.

"So, (Y/N), what's up?" Fresh smiles. His glasses change to H E Y !

"Eh, nothing much. Just been... Just ask Error." I close my eyes.

"She protested against m-m-monsters so humans wOOOn't suspect her of researching resets. She's been chilling in this Trtrtrtrtrtrtrtrashbin for a while." Error rolls his eyes.

"It's not a trashbin, it's a universe! I thought Ink taught you that!" Geno glares at him.

"He's not wrong." I smile, opening my eyes again. "All the universes are fragile, just variations of one universe. They could all be destroyed by one choice, if Undertale was never created. Though, if Undertale was never created, none of us would be here."

"Not you too, dudette!" Fresh glares at me.

"Just speaking the truth." I smirk, sprawling on my booth and leaning on Error.

"Fair e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-enough." Error smiles at me.

"Hey." Papyrus glares at our table.

"Oh, hello, Papyrus. Would you like to join us?" I say.

"No. I actually would like you to not hang out with them."

"Or what?"

"I'll kick you out."

"I don't have to stay. I have a house in every alive universe."

"And Anti-Voids!" Error smiles at me.

"And Anti-Voids." I commend.

"Still, these guys are bad influences." Papyrus protests.

"And?" I glare. "They're my friends."

"Glitching friends! The only one that's not messed up is the neon sign, and he acts as if he has some kind of virus!" Papyrus yells.

I can tell Fresh doesn't like that final comment, and can almost see his purple eyes lose all color.

"Papyrus, S A Y S O R R Y. N O W." I glare at him, my eye flaring (S/F/C).

"What, protecting your friends?!" Papyrus laughs.

"YOU G-G-GLITCH! SAY SORRY TO MY BROTHER!" Error sends strings at Papyrus, wrapping around his soul. I smirk.

"I don't care if you're mad." I stand. "JUST LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" I punch him in the face, knocking him down. I see Munchkin in the other booth. He looks as mad as I feel. Everyone else looks horrified. I smirk, looking back at 'Papyrus'. "So, glitch, say sorry to him, and I might let you go..." I smirk. "Alive."

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! F-FINE! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, OKAY?!" Papyrus stands up in a sudden fit of fear. I laugh quietly.

"C'mon, guys. Let's get outta here before Muffet sees us." I look at the rest of the team.

"Alright, (Y/N)." Error grins. Me and the team walk outside, our eyes fading back to normal.

"So, Error, how's the 12?" I ask.

"Meh, Horror's being weird. He has a girlfriend. Her name's Liz." (Look at the author, inserting herself into the story.)

"Oh, interesting. I never thought Horror would actually get a girl." I chuckle.

"So, wanna get out of here for a while? Error had an 'acc-'" Fresh begins.

"S-S-SHUT UP FRESH!" Error yells.

"-idental' kid with the creator of AUs." Fresh says, a blush creeping up his face. Ship. Wait. Incest ship- Oh my lord. Wait a second WHAT DID HE SAY-

"OH MY- INK SANS?! YAAASSSSSSSSS THESHIPHASSAILEDFINALLY!!" I squeal.

"(Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y)" Error's eyes gouged red with ERROR signs.

Aaannnnnnnnnddddddd he crashed. Yay.