Josjos- Heeeeeey every-troll! How's it hanging?
*Silence*
Cloud Guy (CG)- Who are you even talking to?
Josjos- ...Good question. Well I'm trying to come up with an idea for my ask and dare book, since I don't have any new requests and haven't updated in a while. So what do you think about the intro?
CG- It's hair-rising, buddy-pal.
Josjos- Yay! ... But, what now? Hmmm...
CG- I can do a sing and dance number about cucumbers and flying zebras with dots. *Eyebrow wiggles*
Josjos- Haha, cool. But I mean like an ask or an dare.
CG- OoooooOoOooooooh... OooOkay. Then I've got an ask to you J.J!
Josjos- You have!?😃
CG- Yeah, why don't you come up with your own ask and dare? *Somewhere in the distance: "Badum tsssssss"*
Josjos- Cloudy 😑
CG- JK. The question is why do you always have your hair in a sideways ponytail? Not literally a ponytail tho but... not a "butt" either but... eh y'know what I mean.
Josjos- Eeeehehehe... Well the truth is kinda embarassing actually...ehehe..
CG- OooooOooOooooooOooooooooooo! TeLl Me mOrE.
Josjos- *Sigh* You know that trollbabies can't controll their hair when they're so small, right?
CG- Yeh
Josjos- Well, hehe. I can't controll my hair either.
CG- *Huge gasp* WHAT!?? HOw oLd ArE yOu!?
Josjos- That's not what makes the problem! I'm new to my troll-form! That's why I can't controll my hair. So I have to bound it up so it won't do something weird, scary or even dangerous!
CG- Oooooooh. 'Kay. But why don't you train it then? I mean, I wouldn't have two socks right now if I wouldn't have trained my toes to not chew on them.
Josjos- ...Have you been spending some time with Cooper resently maybe?
CG- Whaaaaaaaaaaat? I don't know what your talking about👀
Josjos- *Sigh* Hahaha. Now, it's my turn! Cloudy, what is the most embarassing you've been trough?
CG- *Blushes* Eeeeehehehe... I rather not say-
Josjos- *In a deep voice* Do it, just do it! Make your dreams come true!
CG- Haha, 'kay. One time I lost my sock.
Josjos- ....Yeah?
CG- Yeah.
Josjos- You lost your sock.
CG- Yeh.
Josjos- ..And?
CG- And what?
Josjos- What happened to your sock?
CG- I lost it.
Josjos- ...Is that really the most embarassing thing you've been trough?
CG- NO! LET ME TALK WOMAN!
Josjos- 0_o Jeeez..
CG- So I lost my sock in a mud puddle made of poop, but when I found it I thought it was chocolate, so-
Josjos- Okay, I understand if you don't want to tell me more Cloudy.
CG- No, I've started I have to continue. I've come too far to back down now.
So, I tasted it. And it tasted like chocolate.
Josjos- Wait.. How did you know it wasn't chocolate then?
CG- Well, when I tasted it I didn't know, but then a troll came to me and said "Are you a cloud?", and that was when I realised I had made a mistake.
Josjos- ...Yep, you have been spending PLENTY of time with Cooper, I hear that. Continue.
CG- You see, in my world chocolate puddles exsists, but in the troll-world... they don't. And if there was a troll asking me if I'm a cloud, then I'm probably in the troll-world. I mean, no one asks me if I'm a cloud where I come from. Also I think it's weird poop taste like chocolate around here.
Josjos- And I think it's weird that clouds pee water.
CG- But anyways. The most embarassing point of this was that someone asked me if I'm a cloud. I feel so bad for him, I mean, it must have been soooo embarassing for him to not see if I'm a cloud or not. Poor guy...
Josjos- So you mean it was embarassing for that troll, not you? 😑
CG- Yeah.
Josjos- What happened to your sock?
CG- Eeeeh... N-nothing! 😅
Josjos- Really?
CG- Ehehehe..hehe..he..
Josjos- 😏
CG- Fine, I ate it and my parents got angry on me. And some time later the whole cloud village knew what had happened, because my parents had told them about everything. That was embarassing.
Josjos- Aaaaw. I hope it's better now.
CG- Yeah, but they still call me "the sock eater" 😒
Josjos- Pfff, don't listen to them. And if you're a "sock eater" then you're the best "sock eater" I've ever met❤️ (And that's not weird at all)
CG- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Come here you! *Hugs Jos*
Josjos- *Hugs back*
CG- You're gonna make a chapter out of this, am I right?
Josjos- Yep
CG- Yee- BYE EVERYONE!!!
Josjos- YEAH, BYYYYYEEE❤️
Branch- *Pops up from nowhere* ...Who are you talking to?
( AN: Sorry for not updating here for a while, but I haven't had any requests and I recently started a new book here that has had requests and therefore I have prioritised that one more than this one. I just felt like doing a chapter here so I came up with something. I haven't forgotten about this book, just to let y'all know that😉. So if you have an ask or dare for any troll, partycrasher or bergen, just comment!
Love ya! See ya!❤️)
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Ask and Dare Broppy, Josjos, the Trolls, the Bergens and the Partycrashers!
FanficWell hello there friend! Welcome to my first ever book here on wattpad!😁 Here you can request asks and dares to Broppy (Branch x Poppy from DreamWorks Trolls), my OC Josjos, the trolls, the bergens and the partycrashers (from the series Trolls The...