Kieran from T-mobile: the novel

Kieran from T-mobile

'The thing about you, Astra, is.... Astra? ASTRA! Are you even listening to me!' My mum yelled.
'Uh... Whaat?' I jolted awake.
'Well as I was saying, the thing about you, Astra, is that you are so careless. 7 phones since freshman year! If you had my mother, she's beat me. Did I even tell you about the time I slept with a guy and got pregnant in her bed. I still have a scar! Oh and the baby too,' she ranted.
'But I am the oldest?'
'Exactly! I created a careless idiot, well we need to buy a new one, can you go to t-mobile to see which one you want?'
'Ok,' I grunted and slipped my furry boots on. I picked my house key up and walked to t-mobile. T-mobile was only a 5 minute walk from where I lived so that was helpful. Well, this time, my friend Katie, was taking a selfie with my phone because her's has no front facing camera and then a guy ran past and stole it. I have been phoneless for a week or so and the guy refused to give it back, mostly because he sold it. Now he is getting arrested but he still sold it. I had my nudes on there! Hopefully he had restored it to factory conditions.

Once I arrived at t-mobile. I didn't know where to start, our local t-mobile was huge. I shyly walked up to the desk and squeaked out a small 'hi.'
'Hey there!' A guy came up to me, 'need any help?'
'Yes please,' I looked at his name tag, '... Kieran...'
'So what are you after....erm.....' He gestured to me.
'Oh uh.. Astra. I'm not sure... Yeah.... Erm...' I stuttered. Wow! I haven't met a guy who made me stutter since I was 14!
Kieran leaned over and whispered in me ear 'would you like Pay as you go or a contract?'
'Contract,' I whispered back.
He grasped my hand and said 'come one, let's go on an adventure!'
'Ok,' I said. He took me to the iPhones.
'You like what you see?' He asked.
I held the iPhone 6+, so this is what the average dick size looks like. I could barely reach all the corners, like that advert apple did for the iPhone 5 where you could reach everything with your thumb. I picked up the 5s, that felt better. Yeah, this one was the one for me.
'I like this one.'
'I haven't shown you the Galaxies yet!' He moaned.
'Oh, ok.' He took my hand again and we ran to the Samsung Galaxies. I picked up the S5, it was about as big as the 6+, wow! The S4 mini felt better. Either an iPhone 5s or a Galaxy S4 mini. 'Which one?' I asked.
'I haven't shown you the Galaxies yet!'
'What do you mean?'
'Come with me,' he said, running to the back door which lead to a huge field behind it. Since it was November, it got dark pretty quickly. He lay down 'join me!' I lay down next to him and held his hand; I leaned over to him and whispered 'you showed me the real Galaxies.'
The end
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So I may publish a Frankie from Starbucks fanfic, I may not. Thanks for reading! <3 <3