My life has been an endless struggle. I have been judged, and rudely whispered about. All because I like...... Mini corn dogs. It's not my fault that my taste buds like them better. They just are way better in ways you just can't fathom with that oxygen filled head of yours. It is meaning less to judge me because of this. I am a treasured member of this society, and now I am being outcast into the waste lands of rejects and misfits. All because I said mini corn dogs were better. It's not like this is a food based society. We all end up in the same exact place. So why judge me based on my size choice of corn dog! We are all the same on the inside, pink and squishy with organs and stuff. I have learned to wear my flaws upon my sleeves, and so should you. Let them be out there, let everyone see. Don't hide behind makeup and filters. I know this started off as a publication about my love for mini corn dogs and how that choice has effected me, but come on! How can you be so blind! It is right there in front of you. You just have to reach for it. And if you are short like me, grab a step stool and get the damn thing! All I am trying to say is you should buy mini corn dogs and sacrifice them to the almighty glow cloud to show your appreciation( and so you don't declare a worsened fate then the one you already have, cause I'm not sure if you want to be sucked into the glow cloud, but if that's what floats your boat, then that's fine by me). And for all things holy, stay out of the dog park. The hooded figures don't want to be your friends. They want to kill you!( probably, I don't really know what they'll do to you) I also have a very important message. All the books have stopped working and don't even try to open one. Cause what you'll find will be shocking and your mind may or may not explode from it. All the books have stopped working and are blank. I will update you as soon as they get them up and running. And remember, mini corn dogs are the best thing ever and never eat regular ones ever again.
