VII. (moms...)

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I am convinced my mother is sleeping beauty.
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Aight look... you probably have these type of moms:

- The: Sleeps through everything and wakes up at the smallest noise

Or

- The: Can't sleep but says she's sleeping, yet, you know damn well she's not and she's gonna nag you about why you're awake at 2 AM

Mine is BOTH. she can't sleep, but when she does... OHOHOHOHHH...

The windows open, the lights are on, IM HACKING MY LUNGS OUT— she has a face mask on; she's asleep. I get out of the bed (note, you'd think that as soon as I step foot into bed, her eyes finna pop open like WHY R U AWAKE— which she normally dies butnOoOoO...) I then turn off the lights, I then take a S H O W E R... the door creaking like crazy and I'm over here breaking a sweat over it til I hear a loudass snore—

THERE ARE SIRENS AND ALARMS GOING OFF OUTSIDE... and I'm walking my ass it bed... I get in and out of bed 5 times and turn on my breathing treatment... SHES STILL ASLEEP—

Now... I know WhT you're thinking, did she die? THANK GOD NO.

I do that stupid little lowkey high pitched but small "mhm..." and she WHIPS AROUND LIKE "wHy dIdNt yOu dO yoUr brEatHinG tareRmEnt eArLiErRrrRrR—"

BITCamsndksnsks whatTHE FUCKCNEKWIWW

anygays....

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