Me: *Comes back to write*
Me: *Checks on this story*
Me: A HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE READS????? WHAT THE FUCK???
Thank you all so much for reading this shitty story. I hope it brings you joy or something like that. (idk what I'm supposed to say. This is the most popular thing I've written) Onward!!
tw: cursing
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Ethan and Remus met with Virgil at a pizza place that wasn't too far from their school on the day following the movie night. They met up around 2:30 and just talked about life and other stuff. (Very specific. SHUT UP!! (I had to make the DEH reference)) The masterminds already knowing how to bring up Virge asking Roman out. Virgil was slow and blindly walking into a trap.
"So you have a crush on my brother, right Virge?" Remus asked casually taking a bit of his slice of pizza.
Virgil started to choke a little bit. "Whothehelltoldyouaboutthat???"
"Uhh, you did," Ethan told him using the same relaxed tone as his boyfriend. "At the sleepover. You were out of it and you kinda told us." He added. Prematurely answering the next question.
Virgil sighed. "Ok. So I did that. But why are you bringing it up?"
"Well..." Remus started slowly. "You and Roman are crushing on each other and it's so painfully obvious to everyone except you two apparently. And we were thinking that you should ask Roman out."
Virgil started choking again. "I CAN'T DO THAT!!!" He yelled. Everyone in the restaurant stared at him. Once they turned back to their conversations he continued. "Why the fuck do you think I haven't yet? I've wanted to ask him out for ages now. I'm too chicken to do it though, so my gay ass is staying single."
"Well, what would you say if we could help you with that?" Ethan asked him.
Virgil blinked for a few seconds. Trying to process what he was just asked. "Are you guys seriously going to help me ask him out?"
Remus rolled his eyes. "We've been shipping you guys since you stopped hating each other. No shit we're going to help you sherlock."
Virgil smiled weakly. Huh. Maybe my gay ass won't be single for much longer.
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This chapter was short but was written at 10:40 pm so my brain is fried. (Also a long chapter is coming up so...
Once again. Thank y'all for all the reads. Why are you here? I have no damn clue but your presence is appreciated. (Even on AO3. Last I checked, it had 55 hits. I copy-pasted it yesterday at like 9.)
Also, the DEH reference was 100% a necessity.
The author who would like to know "WHY THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL HERE?",
Em
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