Super 4 - Ship Oneshots

Just Some Funny Moments

Eh, this isn't a one shot of ships. It's just some random funny things that I thought of. Some may have ships in it idk akshskshks

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Twinkle: Hey, Gene! What are you going to have for lunch?

Gene: it's lunch right now, Twinkle...

Twinkle: So... What are you having for lunch?

Gene: an unwanted conversation.

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Ruby: Alex, do you know what Sailor Moon is?

*Pressure starts for Alex*

Alex: Oh... Yeah! I love how they... Sail those... Fucking moons!

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Alex: Twinkle, get out of my way.

Twinkle: *isn't listening*

Alex: Twinkle!

Twinkle: (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Alex: H-how the fuck did you say that out loud?

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Twinkle: Truth or dare, Gene?

Gene: Truth.

Alex: How much sleep did you get yesterday?

Gene: Dare.

Ruby: Get some sleep.

Gene: I don't like this game.

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Ruby: Babe, pass the salt.

*Alex, Twinkle and Alien get up to get the salt*

Gene: Well, I'll see you all next week.

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Ruby: So, if I made a clone of myself, dressed it up as Alex and had sex with it, would that be masturbation, incest or gay?

Twinkle: oh my god, it's 3am Ruby. Go to sleep.

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Gene: Alex, Ruby, we need to talk. You guys broke the bed last night.

Alex: It was her fault!

*The night before*

Ruby, to Alex: I bet you can't jump higher than me!

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Alex: Gene, how would you kill someone if they're trying to marry your sister?

Gene: Alex, you're being very irrational right now. You're not killing anyone!

Alex:

Alex: Ruby, how would you-

Ruby: Chop them up and throw them in the sea.

Gene, who is facepalming: Why am I friends with these people?

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Gene: What's wrong, Twinkle?

Twinkle: I accidentally kicked Ruby in the face, and I couldn't decide on either saying "I'm sorry" or "are you okay?" so I said - "are you sorry?" Now Ruby is still pissed with me, and Alex won't stop laughing.

*Alex is laughing in the background and Ruby is sitting in a tree*

That's the end! Want more of these?