Gay Shit

Hot dogs and Mayo

"So, are you going to eat your pudding?"

I look up and see Micheal sitting across from me,staring intently at my vanilla pudding cup.

"Yes, yes I am." I say with a mouth full of hot dog.

"Damn." He pouts as he takes a bite of his hot dog.

"Fuck it," I mumble. "Ok, Micheal , you see this hot dog?"

"Jake, do you think I'm blind?"  He asks leans on his elbows and points to the air with his fork.

"Well... you did walk into that poll the other day." I say, copying his body motion.

"Shut up, we shall never speak of that. Now, what is it you were going to show me?"

"Ok, watch, I shall eat this hot dog," I take a bite of the hot dog. "And now I shall take a bite of mayo." I grab my spoon, get some mayo on it and take a bite. I wiggle my eyebrows.

"Get the jo-"

"Yes. I get the joke." He says blushing and cutting me off.

"Is that a blush I see?" I ask, winking at him.

"N-no! Why would I be blushing?"He says, looking away as his blush brightens.

"Well, for one I just made a gay joke, for two I made the gay joke towards YOU, and for three, I know you want me to." I smile evilly while leaning forward towards him. "And you know I want to too." I whisper.

"J-Jake, we're a-at school." He whispers while looking around.

"And?" I say, I stand up and walk around to sit by him. We're in the corner of the lunch room and no one is paying attention to us since we hide in the darkness, some of the females even call me Batman, but in a good way since I'm on the football team. And the team captain.

"And, I'm not allowing you to touch me in front of everyone." He says, scooting him and his tray away.

"Then let's go." I grab his hand and pull him to his feet, right before I start dragging him towards the doors. And still, no one is paying attention. He try's to pull away but I won't let him.

"Jake, not again. Please?" I hear the words but know that's not what he wants. After a minute, he stops struggling and gives in by grabbing my hand.

I lead us down the hall and into our abandoned closet, no one has used it in years since it's "haunted"

"Jake, we really shouldn't." He says as I lock the door and turn to face him.

"But you want to anyway don't you?" I ask walking towards him, he nods his head slowly. "Knew it."

I grab his face and slain his lips into mine, he lifts his arms and raps them around my neck. He mumbles something about us going to be to loud, but I shut him up with my tongue. He starts moaning when I grip his waist and slowly massage it. I pull back and look into his eyes.

"O-only till the bell goes off."

"Deal." I kiss him again and work my way down to his neck.

I slide my tongue up and down it till I find his sweet spot, I nip at it before kissing it. I hear him moan and I look up.

"N-no, you can't bite me today, I'm still recovering from yesterday's bite and the bite before that, and the bite before that one." He says cupping my face. "Are you teething?"

"Maybe." I say before I bite down, he grips my head and moans out, he covers his mouth with one hand as the other hand tugs on my hair. "Damn you Ja-" before he can finish, the bell goes off.

"No." I say gripping his waist, I suck on his collar bone as his grips my hair again.

"But the bell..." he says, even tho I can hear the disappointment in his voice.

"No, I shall not sacrifice you to the beast called classes."

"I'll stay at your place tonight." He says petting my head, I'm still leaning against his chest, cause if I was standing up he'd be shorter than me.

"Fine. BUT you are to do what I say." I say standing up straight **you can't my boy, you be gay** his hand is still on my cheek.

"What do you mean? I already do." He smiles.

"..." I dive back down into his neck, kissing and sucking.

"Jake! No, stop!" He pushes on my shoulders.

"Then don't do that."

"Don't do what?" He asks, he tilts his head a little.

"That! Stop being so fucking cute!"

"Wha- How?"

"By-" The bell goes off again.

"Shit, I have to go Jake." He says kissing my cheek, and pushes by past me, out the door, and down the hall.

"Damn the human that made school important." I mumble walking out into the hall.

~Author's Note~
Hey my gay children, I Gay-Senpia wrote this story by stealing weeb23's phone(with her permission). I hope you all enjoyed this story cause I did and I hope you all go and follow me and @Weeb23 cause she writes amazing shit and I like to think I do to. And sorry if I messed up on some parts, I don't have time to proof read it, and it also started out as a Gl but then my gay side took over and thus why it became gay.

                     Love,
                              Gay-Senpai