a/n HIIIII
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*Dan's POV*
"Dan... Dan.... Dan... Psst. DAN."
I woke with a start, sitting up quickly and scanning the room. It was still dark outside, and my room was pitch black. Was someone saying my name? I can't see anyone... I'm probably still have asleep. I mentally shook myself. I took one last glance and closed my eyes, turning my back to the wall. I had just started to doze off when I could feel a heat, like a heaty breeze on my face? That couldn't be right. My hairs stood up on end and I opened my eyes, pressing myself to the wall. I could see someone but it was still too dark to make out who it was...
"Dan. We should talk."
Chris!
"Shit... You scared me you retard!" I said with a giggle. Pushing myself up and reaching for my bedside lamp, switching it on and then making myself partly blind. I felt a weight on the bed and knew that Chris had sat down, probably really tired. I would be too, if it was... I checked my alarm.
"7am!? Chris you woke me up, at 7am!? This better be good...!"
Chris just looked at me with disappointing eyes. He was one of my closest friends, apart from Phil.
Phil. Even just his name made me fall more in love with him. I would do anything for that angel, all he had to do was ask. He would never realize that what all our fans fantasize about is what I fantasize about to. I even run a blog for heavens sake! But ssh, no one can know about that. Nobody knows its me, its fantastic! I can write Phanfiction, I can blog photos... I can even pretend what it must be like if Phil was in love with me. What it must be like to fall asleep together. I mean, granted we've done that a few times, but just sharing a bed. He's so touchy about sharing a bed.
Oh, haha. I wish he was touchy...
The amount of smut phics I have read, I would give anything just to do at least one...
"Dan, are you okay? You're... Dribbling."
I came back to, snapping out of my dream world, having forgotten that I had a guest over. I quickly whipped the saliva off my chin, and blushed.
"Sorry, what were you saying Chris?"
He sighed, Chris isn't one to get annoyed easily but I think I was just about getting there.
"I said, it's Phil's birthday tomorrow and he was telling me how he feels like you've completely forgotten about him. So, you are getting in that shower. You are getting ready, we are going out to buy his presents and organize a surprise birthday. Okay? Now go!"
He ripped the covers off me and it seemed like I had no choice. I clicked onto my laptop, making sure it hadn't died on me again.
"I'm going to go see if PJ want's to join us, I want you ready by the time I'm back!"
"Yeah whatever..."
He walked out, and while he was gone I signed onto my tumblr, checking on my Danisnotonfire, then double checking nobody was here, I checked my Phanfiction blog.
I hadn't realized I was on for so long until PJ and Chris walked in. I closed the lid of my computer and bit my lip, shit.
"Get in the fucking shower!" Chris yelled, and I could see PJ trying hard not to laugh.
I put my hands up and grabbed some clothes from the floor.
"Okay, okay... I'm going!" Running out of the room, and going to the bathroom.
