We still sat there, curled up in our mountain of blankets.
"Hey, can you tell me a story?" Deceit asked.
I nodded, taking a moment to think.
"So there's this dude, right? And he has everything, fame, riches, a cute boyfriend, basically everything you could ask for."
"And it just isn't enough?" Deceit asks, "That isn't cliche at all."
"Yeah but it is enough for him." I added, elbowing Deceit playfully, "So one day his boyfriend wants to go on a romantic date-"
"Straaaaaaaight."
"Yeah whatever." I continue, "So he thinks stargazing, that's romantic, right? And they go and it's great. But then the boyfriend mentions how beautiful the stars are and this guy is like how dare you cause he a jealous bitch. So he straight up-"
"Straight up?"
"He gay up goes and fights the stars." I corrected myself.
"What? How?"
I shrug, "So anyways, the battle is epic and it's like," I mimic an explosion with my hands, "Psh! Pow! Boom!"
"Very epic." Deceit commented
"Shut up. But of course the stars are stars and they win because he's seriously outnumbered and weak in comparison to the stars. So the stars kick his ass and now he's falling down to earth and he's going to die and his last thought is him realizing that he's an idiot." I concluded.
"So what's the moral?" Deceit asked.
I thought for a minute, "Not all endings are happy? Think things through and don't be an idiot?"
"Very poetic."
"Shut up."
Deceit yawned, eyes barely opened.
"Well someone's tired. If I knew my stories were that boring I wouldn't have told you one." I joked.
"They are."
"Rude."
Deceit replied with a soft snore, as he had fallen asleep on my shoulders and-
Holy shit.
He's cute.
Fuck, he's cute.
Like... really cute.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm Not A Bad Guy, I'm Me
Fanfiction(A kind of sort sequel to You're Not Broken, You're Human) Trigger Warnings- Cursing An attempt at writing intrusive thoughts Sexual Innuendos (It's Remus, what did you expect?) You've probably heard of me... and hate me. Remus Sanders, the one who...
