Text Stories [DISCONTINUED]

Don't do drugs, kids.

                                                                                     Weed room
Jake: Did you guys hear that there's a new Dora movie coming out?

Christy: We been knew
Christy: Where have you been

Raina: Probably smoking the devil's lettuce

Jake: I was sleeping for half a year thank you very much

Dan: Welcome to the land of the living' my friend. How are you liking the improvements so far?

Jake: I've seen it and I'm not impressed

Christy: Are you just salty that they didn't make weed legal yet?

Jake: Very

Raina: Smoking kills you know

Jake: We're all born to die why not make the process quicker

Christy: Stop being a pessimist
Christy: That's my job

Dan: What were you doing in your free time, Jake?

Jake: I went to the hospital

Raina: For real?

Dan: What?

Christy: I told you to stay away from the skate park, now you gone and broke a bone didn't you?

Jake: Actually
Jake: It was about my lungs. Turns out the commercials weren't lying about your lungs when smoking

Raina: What does that mean

Jake: The doctor said I might get asthma, but he also said I might have lung cancer

Dan: When was this?

Jake: A few weeks ago

Christy: Does your mom know you smoke yet?

Jake: I told her

Christy: What she say?

Jake: She looked me in the eyes and told me "April fools"

Dan:...

Christy:...

Raina:...
Raina: It's not April you fucking idiot