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Some People Are Ugly And Some People Are Crippled

                                                     Baefriend💘👅

Danny: Sup doll face

Jessie: Sup Baefriend

Danny: Stop calling me that

Jessie: Why? You're technically my Baefriend 

Danny: I'm your boyfriend not your poop friend

Jessie: What?

Danny: Bae is poop in Dutch

Jessie: really? Hold on

                                               Sh'tfriend💩💩

Jessie: now that that's out of the way, I have a story to tell

Danny: No

Jessie: I was at Starbucks one day getting my usual drink. 

Danny: I said no

Jessie: There was lady behind me who was chewing her gum loudly. She looked about 60 so I was worried

Jessie: Thank you for asking. I was worried because I thought she had dentures and I didn't want her gum to ruin her dentures

Jessie: So I turned around and said hi. She gave me a weird look, i still don't know why, and asked what I want

Jessie: I told her that she shouldn't be chewing gum. She looked me up and down and asked why. I told her that her dentures would get messed up

Danny: What did she say?

Jessie: So you were listening

Danny: What did she say? 

Jessie: She got pissed and started yelling. She said these words exactly "JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE'S OLDER THAN YOU DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE DENTURES AND SHIT"

Jessie: I told her to calm and said that I may sorry for assuming that. Then she said "Are old people supposed to have crutches and fake teeth and walkers?"

Jessie: I said "No it's just that I've seen a lot of older people with dentures and I just assumed that you also had some" "Well I'm not that one old person with dentures"

Jessie: "I know. There's people out there who are my age with dentures. I don't judge. Some people are ugly and some people are crippled I can't change that."

Danny: Lol. That's a funny story but I think you shouldn't have said anything 

Jessie: Yes I should've. If I didn't I wouldn't have gotten a free Starbucks card

Danny: How much? 

Jessie: 1 dollar

Danny: You got scammed babe

Jessie: I know. You know what I should've done?

Danny: What? 

Jessie: I should've grabbed her dentures and punch her

Danny: LOL I'm done. Night

Jessie: Night