Chapter 4

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by ChangingSpaceLight

by ChangingSpaceLight

Today was the day of the group therapy session, after after the dispute the day before with Harriet Tubman, Barry was QUITE nervous. He didn't even know who was going to be here today.

He waked into the gym, where five people where sitting around in plastic foldable chairs. Among Barry was The Charmin Ultra Strong Bear, Lebron James, Swiper, Boots, and Mario.

Barry was quiet confused on why these characters where here, but he happily walked down to the open chair next to them.

Mario was already ranting about inappropriate stuff between him and Luigi. Barry cringed in pain and prayed for the Mario to just shut up..

"Yeah it was around 24 and 1/2 inches... I guess..." Mario finally stopped once Mike walked in.

"Hello!" Mike clasped his hands together like a car dealership man, "Let start venting. I want everyone to say their name, age, and why they're here or just a short summary."he smiled ear to ear, and his bulging eyeball almost fell out of his head.

The Charmin Ultra Strong red bear started first, "My Name is Jim Crow, and I'm 28 and I'm here because my son told me yesterday he only wants to use Quilted Northern toilet paper." Jim Crow all of a sudden busted out crying, and started hyperventilating. He then got up and drank all of the spiked punch in one gulp and then hobbled his way back over and sat down.

The group silently waited in heavy awkwardness until Lebron James went.

"My name is Lebron James and I'm seven, and my tape line looks like the Rocky Mountains."

"Okay,"Mike nodded his giant head and then nodded his giant head at Mario to start.

"My name is Mario and Luigi cheated on me with FREAKING BOWSER," Mario slammed his harry Arabian hand on the air,and it still made a loud bang hand, and then without Mario's consent because he had Torrettes, he shouted: "IT'S A ME, MARIO!" and ten coins fell from the sky.

Awkward silence.

Then Boots went,"I'm in love with Dora, and her Latina self, but she only loves Swiper," boots sniffed, and then pulled a banana out of his butt thole and ate it.

Swiper then yelled at Boots, "it's cause of the gang life. WEST SIDE," Swiper through up a gang sign and then continued with his own story.

"I'm Swiper and I'm 16 and I love me some Dora,"He waved his eyebrows smoothly, adn then glared at Boots.

Boots then pounded his chest and went Harambe on Swiper. he attacked him and pushed him to the ground, ripping off his small ears.

"IT'S A ME, MARIO!" Mario shouted,and banged his head agaisnt his plastic chair over and over again, each time, coins rained from the skies.

"Stop it, you younglins!" Jim Crow yelled out, but Swiper kept pounded in Boots face.

'She's mine I love her short bob hair, and her dumb clueless self!" Boots screamed at Sniper, but their lips accidentally connected and they made out on the floor.

While Swiper and Boots made out on the floor, Barry stood their shook.

Barry look at drunk Jim Crow hobbled to the pile of making out bodies, and tried to yell at the but his words where slurred.

While all this commotion was going on, Barry got a text message reading:

Telemachus: I'm pregnant dad, with Nikki Minaj's baby.

Special characters featured in this chapter:

JIM CROW