ASK GODZILLA (Book 1)[COMPLETED]

Q&A #1

Author: YES! Hey Goji! *waves a slip of paper around* You got your first question my dude! From _elven_queen_!

((Translating...))

> WHATS IT SAY?

*Goji emits a soft throat thrum*

> WHAT A VERY

> ........

> PECULIAR QUESTION...

> WELL IF I SOMEHOW BECAME HUMAN FIRST THING I'D DO

> IS PROBABLY TRY WHAT YOU CALL THE CHEESEBURGER

> HEARD SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT

Author: Woooow...how very American of you...*rolls eyes*

> AND THE ANSWER TO THE SECOND PART OF YOUR QUESTION

> REGARDLESS IF I WAS EVER HUMAN

> I DOUBT I WOULD FEEL ANY ATTRACTION TOWARDS YOUR SPECIES

> OR MUTANT...WHATEVER THAT IS

> DOESN'T SOUND VERY APPEALING ANYWAY

Author: Ouch... welp, sorry to all the ladies out there. Basically he's saying you're not his type lol

> EXACTLY!

Author:.....I know you're not trying to be rude, but that was kinda outspoken dontcha' think Goji?...

> THE TRUTH CAN SOMETIMES HURT PUP

Author: Ehhhh, well...you're not wrong

> I RARELY AM 😎

Author: *scoffs*.....Ego much G?

> ITS NOT EGO, ITS CONFIDENCE!

*Goji cackles loudly*

Author: 🙄 He's very opinionated....Anyways, thank you so much to _elven_queen_ for our first question to this series! Keep those questions coming, and anything else you wanna say to the big guy! Until next time! Byeeeee!