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forehead: wood fired pizz a

tree: no

forehead: how's pizza gonna get a job now?

KYLE FLETCHERS: GEOFF IS W H O R E

jeff: BITCH

KYLE FLETCHERS: YOU STOLE MY HOT SAUCE PACKETS, I CAN SEE YOU WAVING THEM AT ME ACROSS THE STREET, GIVE THEM BACK YOU DUMBASS BITCH

jeff: NO FUCK YOU

wood: wait what, did yall go to TB without me

KYLE FLETCHERS: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

wood: HOW

KYLE FLETCHERS: WE WERE GOING TO PICK YOU UP AND GO TO TB BUT I HAD TO SHIT SO WE STOPPED EARLY

wood: AT A TACO BELL? YOU D U M B A S S

KYLE FLETCHERS: shut up

the next day

tree: hey guys, where is brendon? school ended an hour ago and he hasn't said a word to me

corky b roll: oh he got detention

tree: what? why?

corky b roll: sold weed in the back of science

KYLE FLETCHERS: OF FUCKING COURSE

corky b roll: the bastard in front of him ran and told

KYLE FLETCHERS: WE BEATING A S S TODAY LADS

wood: well lets just wait a second--

forehead: PATRICK FUCKING STUMP IS GONNA DIE

KYLE FLETCHERS: OH LOOK AT THAT, HES NOT DEAD!

forehead: what

tree: we thought mr. armstrong would've killed you

forehead: no, i sold him some

tree: YOU FUCKING WHAT-

forehead: happens sometimes

KYLE FLETCHERS: MY MA N

spencer smith: bro you are so fucking dumb trying to sell me WEED in CLASS, that teacher is gonna hate you dude

forehead: its not my fault YOU WANTED SOME

spencer smith: shut up crackhead

ryan: WHO WANTS TO PLAY STARDEW VALLEY WITH ME

tree: ME WAIT A MINUTE OKAY-

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 14, 2020 ⏰

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