Ahh, just checking on my stories- oh, it's that one. Why does it have so many reads?
....
Wait. Wait. WAIT.
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THIS HAS A RANKING?! WHY?! I THOUGHT I LOST THAT!
W-wait, this has gotta be some kind of joke, right? I mean, come on, even the folks who own Wattpad need a laugh sometimes, amiright? Haha, now watch, when I tap this, it'll say something like "error, we couldn't pull this up" or "oops! looks like a mistake happened on our e-"
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... .... .....
NO.
NO.
NO!!
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!
Okay, maybe it's just a miscalculation. I'm probably, like, number 1,300 on that list. There's no way I could be 97, and especially not number 3.
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... .. ..Oh, yeah, it was a miscalculation alright. I'm actually number 96 on this list, despite the story under mine deserving far more attention.
Okay, now this next one is totally a mistake.
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....
...nope.
It's real.
You know what? Screw it. You guys want trash, you guys are gonna get trash. Learn to follow instructions from now on! The title of the frickin story is "A Story You Should Not Read!"
