"HELLO, STREAM AND FELLOW GAMERS," MYLES GREETED HIS STREAM, OPENING MINECRAFT. "SO apparently streamer and internet personality, cscoop, has a problem with me? maybe it's my dashing good looks that are attracting his best friend, the only other internet personality, call me carson, and putting a wedge through their relationship —"
"i'm not gay." carson interrupted myles.
"whatever no one cares," he continued. "you ruined my flow. let's just do this shit, i don't even know."
CSCOOPVEVO
MYLESSSLAWSON
join call
CSCOOPVEVO
no i refuse
MYLESSSLAWSON
awh why:/
CSCOOPVEVO
u smell bad, u ugly, u fugly, u crusty, u musty
MYLESSSLAWSON
jk don't care
shii i wasnt fast enough
ur goin down bitch
CSCOOPVEVO
they don't call me ass eater for nothing
MYLESSSLAWSON
awh😍💘ur gonna eat my ass✨🍑in the middle of the fighting pits🌈🌈🙈ur too cute edgelord 🦞🦐👍
CSCOOPVEVO
die
"bitchboy doesn't want to join call, so sucks to suck doesn't it, cooper," myles told his chat, putting his phone down and connecting to the server. he opened his inventory, "oofers, i have to put all this shit away. hol' up."
cscoop billy we agreed on noon. where tf r u
supertraves hi myles i'm coopie cheerleader
sillygoofyhead i hev tew put my life savings away
cscoop hurry bitch
supertraves i put on cute cheerleading outfit
cscoop i told travis not to come i swear
sillygoofyhead oh yea well carson's MY cheerleader
callmecarson wait waht
sillygoofyhead put on ur sexiest outfit car car, we bouta head out
"i don't know if i can cheerlead!" carson nervously whined. "it's been years since i busted out my moves."
"i believe in you." myles told him, putting his 4 diamonds into one of his chests in his not even close to done dirt mansion.
"everyone in chat's saying cheerleading isn't a sport, myles i'm scared." he said in a close to crying voice.
"ok, riddle me this: if cheerleading isn't a sport, how does carson have such a sexy, toned bod?"
"hey, that's true."
long story short, myles won the first match by very skillfully and strategically knocking cooper into lava, making the boy lose his best sword (since he was confident he was gonna win against myles so he didn't empty his inventory), enraging him. scared for his well-being, myles ran away and hid, but snitches in his chat gave cooper his coordinates, leading to his slaughter. the rest of the stream was spent with cooper continuously killing him as he respawned by his bed (using his second best sword, of course).
