Ichi proposed to Genghas and he said yes. then he started calling himself Jade right after. Meanwhile, in ipadkill3r's emo corner..
ipad: why geng... I mean JADE! why..! why you leave me my love? -looks at Geng's picture and the song Wedding Dress (English Version) by Taeyang plays in the background then starts singing-
Rei: -cuts off the music- what the hell are you doing ipad?! .__." you should be happy about those two you know..
ipad: I just can't! I loved Jade too much..
Rei: ... I don't even know why i'm here trying to cheer him up...
Ichi: hi Ipad :D
ipad: get out ichi! you don't need me.
Ichi: come on ipad! i still love you as my bro! don't ditch me like that now..
ipad: I can go die now! FOREVER ALONE! -stops- wait, where's Jade anyways?
Jade / Genghas is at the bar wearing revealing outfits and is seen dancing I am the best by 2NE1 (English Version)
Geng: oh yeah! I am definitely the best! -shakes booty-
Everyone else in the bar: ......
Rei: -cuts the scene- i didn't just imagine that.. I have to pretend.
Kanonno: you were right though twinny o-o Jade is in the bar for real.. Dancing O_____O
Rei: Twinny, shoot me now with my gun please?
Anneiv: no!! You don't wanna miss this wedding now Rei!
ipad: -emo- Forever alone..
Rei: you don't understand ogre! -_____- I can't go...
Anneiv: hiding a secret from us?
Kanonno: oh dear O_O
Rei: you guys wont understand! T_T
Anneiv: suure. -snickers-
Kanonno: Shal are you paying twinny back?
Anneiv: about?
Kanonno: Trolling O-O your trying to troll twinny even if you can't win?
Anneiv: one day my awesomeness will save me yo!
Rei: Mr. Awesome will become Mr. Ogre butt. Have you found your fiona yet BTW?
Anneiv: i thought you said i was fiona myself? You really can't escape trolling even if your about to go Afk.
Rei: nobody does trololol. Say.. i hate to ask but who is the best man and maid of honor?
ipad: your the best man, Rei. Spark is the maid of honor.
Rei: wait.. How am I the best man?!
ipad: Ichi said so.
Rei: So I have to wear a tuxedo?
Sparklingx: Lol i believe so Rei
Rei: OKAY FINE. -shoves gown into spark's face- now gimme your tuxedo you pedobear!
Kanonno: Wait! isn't twinnie supposed to be the maid of honor? and spark for the best man?
Ichi: just get along with it! Lloyd is the godfather and ipad is the godmother.
Rei: really now..? this wedding is out of whack! when is this anyways?
Ichi: Friday :) Jade is already buying her gown. Better not be late!
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Eden Eternal: Garnet (2019 Revision)
HumorA story of friends and their glorious days in Eden Eternal that eventually comes to an end sooner than they expected. Note: this story is made from the author's experience. Game: Eden Eternal Server: Garnet (is now called Sapphire in the game)...
