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alone on thanksgiving? mad at your dad? or do you just love giving your family trouble?

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i am a 26 year old with no high school degree, and a dirty old van. i can play anywhere between the ages of 21 and 28, depending on if i shave or not. i have a job as a line cook in the mornings until lunch time and work late nights at a bar.


i can do these at your request:

- pretend to be your longtime partner 

- strictly pretend to be a platonic date for a night out

- propose to you in front of everyone

- instigate discussions about politics an/or religion 

- openly hit on other guests while you act like you don't notice

- start a physical fight with a family member, either inside a building or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see

- pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i don't drink anymore. i used to. too much in fact. i know the drill)


i require no pay, just the free meal i receive as a guest.


do not contact me with unsolicited offers or services


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author's note;

i'm still working on this story, mainly in the drafts. it'll have more short chapters i think, but i hope you like it none the less! i'll also be posting it when it's complete, but expect it to be done sooner then my other book "bullet gang" because it's gonna be short. ˙˚ ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ 


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⏰ Last updated: Jan 03, 2021 ⏰

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