Eternal Romance (Levi x Reader SMUT)

My Pet Peeves

So I'm looking for a new Levi x Reader story to read just cause I'm bored but

WARNING
This may offend a few people

I HATE it when I open those e-books and I see ~

  Levi has a crush on u so friday noon he confesses and then he takes you to his bedroom ahh levi you moan as he kiss ur neck then he puts it in and u moan. Levi cms inside aw yeah that was great he says

The End

What the FUCK was that?! I swear to God those make me just want to slam my head on the table. If you're going to write a Levi x Reader you can't half ass it like the one above. You have to check spelling (occasional mistakes are alright but just.. don't make ten mistakes every sentence.)

Another thing, FUCK OFF with the "u" and "ur". Also, use "Their", "They're" and "There" properly. So many times I see this:

"Look at Levi and (F/N) THEIR so happy together"

Just no. Don't fucking do that.

Another thing I hate is when people put "LEVI X READER" in their titles but you scroll down and you see this shit:

Chapters
Levi x Cheater Reader
Cheater Levi x Reader
Levi x Petra x Reader
Levi x Erwin x Reader

Guys what? Don't do that! Just don't! Please for the love of GOD and baby Jesus don't do ANY of this!

Another thing; Misleading.

Do NOT mislead your readers. Don't start talking about a LEMON literally or say "LEVI'S DICK IN YOUR VAGINA" and that's it. Don't. It makes people angry. It's not funny. You can do it once or maybe twice but that's IT.

Anything else? Hm. Not really. I guess those are my Pet Peeves.