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The Master of Sexual Innuendos

I've decided to rant about things cause life is kinda dumb sometimes. LooneyLoveGood17 might join in this soon too.

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I'm going to give you some sentences and you're going to interpret what they mean...

"I makes me want to do good things to you."

"You hit the right spot."

"You are blowing me away."

"I know you want the finger."

Out of context these sentences seem really sexual right? Well, I have heard all of these from my math teacher (And before you all decide to call the cops on him just hear me out.) These are slip ups, accidents. I bet he regrets them as soon as they leave his mouth because they can easily be taken the wrong way.

Let me explain these sentences and you'll find out just how funny my math classes are.

"It makes me want to do good things to you." This was the ultimate slip up. We had a Sub the day before and the Sub wrote a note saying we all were quiet and nice. My teacher told us what the Sub said. He said that we were good.... and then the innuendo left his mouth. I'm sure he meant to say something like, he wanted to reward us/give us praise for being so good for the Sub.

"You hit the right spot." The right spot being a section of an equation we were solving on the board and my classmate choose the right part of the equation to solve first.

"You're blowing me away." Probably the least sexual out of the bunch but can be taken the wrong way none the less. The students he kept picking to answer questions were getting them right straight away. He was blown away by our smarticle particles.

"I know you want the finger." Probably the most sexual out of the bunch. He's talking about candy...that's still weird. Today he was handing out candy as we worked(totally skipped over me and my bestie, but whatever) and there was a gummy finger in the bag. It looks like it sounds, a gummy in the shape of a finger with a long red nail on it. (they taste kinda gross in my opinion) Anyway a boy hesitated when he reached for it and out this sentence came. I wasn't really paying attention but I don't think my head has ever snapped up faster then it did when he said that. Me and my bestie did our best to smother our laughter but come on! Who can't laugh at that?

So this has become a regular thing for her and me now to see how many of these slip ups he has in a day. Needless to say it was pretty freaking hilarious.

ALSO one last stupid thing. My teacher (same one) had taken pics of the answers we got on our tests to show the class how to properly execute it and this answer comes up and guess how this kid spelt factorable?

FaJourable. FaJourable. FaJourable.

What the hell?! Who the hell spells factorable with a 'j'? And why is it capitalized? I don't understand. And here's the kicker, he's a grade higher than me. In his defense, he's a pothead but seriously?! With a 'j'?? I was confused to say the least.

-LostGirl_TMI