If my horse could talk...

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Me: Hey buddy what's up! Ready to go for a ride?

Horse: B****, F*** off, I'm eating my breakfast.

Me: Listen here bucko! You are getting fat and you need some exercise!

Horse: Did you just call ME fat? I think you're the one who should go on a diet!

Me: That's It! *Grabs horse and puts on halter and ignores what he is saying*

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