I been telling my mama puns since I wss 12 and she kicks me out the room, she even kicked me out the kitchen, my friends are on the verge of downing ya'll so I guess I'll just bother yall. With these weird ass A/N's and riddles/puns.
I got half of these from BTS Jin memes and school.
A/N: My friend's teacher got arrested😂😂😂
Imagine a deer chasing you down the street.
That shit wild.
get it? Its wild??? Cause a deer is a wild- pls don't disown me.
You were a senior in college and randomly going around the city, you were out of the house and grown so why not have a little freedom. You go to this weird alley, though it was a little dangerous since it was 7 guys down there you lived for danger and kept it cool. You walked with your head angled straight and continue to go down the alleyway.
"Wassup girl" a slight deep voice commented as the other figures giggled and nudged the man that called out to you. I've been compromised. You stopped and slightly turned around "What's a little girl doing around these twisted alleys?" He placed his index finger underneath your chin to make you look up at him "you're very pretty.." She cooed "girls like you get abducted.. And sold to the black market.." Him and his boys chuckled.
"Um.. I- I have to get home.." You quickly turned around as he sped infront of me like as if he had some inhuman speed. "Whats the rush? We was hoping you'd stay.... For dinner" his eyes glowed red as a smile crept onto his face.
You turned around to see the other guys in the same state as the one infront if you. All of a sudden he threw you into a house. You tensed up knewing you would feel pain but whatever pain was it didn't happen, you were in a fancy house... Not even a house, a castle.. Probably. Whatever it was it was big.
You could hear the sadistic laughs down the hallway, not taking any chances you ran down the hall and went into a redroom.
It was cold but it rinked of dried blood and deadl corpse, you looked into the room connected and noticed dead people in the casket. You turned around and ran out the same door and took a left turn down the hallway and hid in another empty bedroom. This time you hid behind the nightstand and kept quiet. "Where are you my little chocolate drop?" His voice echoes through the hall along with his footsteps. "The sooner you come out the less you'll have to be punished for." He said through his teeth.
Few minutes passed and you heard a loud roar "I don't like these games you're playing. His voice now sounding different than every, more scarier, more darker. You started praying as he got closer. The more you prayed the more hisses you heard. "Who in the hell is using the G- Word? You know that shit burns!" He yelled out in agony. You took out your cross and kissed it and snuck out the room and spotted a door with exit above it. Creeping towards you glimpse around the corner to see another familiar guy not knowing what to do you slide down the wall and sit there waiting for him to walk off.
He had a serious look but he seemed chill, he had a cute gummy smile but some sexy hands that you would want to ravish you on a daily basis, but not tonight.He turned the opposite way and walked off into the dark leaving the hallways quiet. You crouched and continue to sneak your way to the door but once you opened it was nothing but air and a long way down.
Just as you start to back up you felt a pair of cold and boney hands hold you over the drop " NO!NO!NO! PLEASE LET ME GO" you sobbed not knowing if it was your time to go. "I will give you anything just please don't hurt me." You pleaded as his cold and dark glowing red eyes stared into your soul. He analyzed you for a quic seconds and threw you back inside and closed the door. He glared at you and started walking towards you as you began crawling backwards until you actually got uo and started running through the halls. He remained at the same space like he knew your plan. Changing directions you stumbled upon knight statues you sudden blocked the way with their swords.Feeling a presence you jumped as a hand lays on your shoulder. " You had your fun, not let me have mines. " He let out a low growl you turn around and jumped from behind the night stand bug before you could leave you were harshly thrown into a bed.
You laid there in defeat and watch as his fingers trails down your face and down to your womanhood . "let's get something straight, this is your home, and if you try to escape you will not like the punishment." He said softly after pulling your pants down causing you to whimper. " I wanna play a game.. It will determine your freedom." He added "The task if simple. Don't cum or make any noise." His lustful eyes look straight in your frighten ones.