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welcome

[A/N: I don't own any of these characters, DC does, as well as the other creators of other shows/movies that these characters may crossover with in the future]
-Roomba
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Richard has added seven people to bat-gang

Richard has changed username to CallmeDick

CallmeDick: hello brethren
Jason: no
Timothy: Why?
CallmeDick: because I can.....brethren
Jason: stop u dick
CallmeDick: i am dick
Timothy: That's not what he meant.
Jason: why is the replacement typing with proper grammar
Timothy: I can't help that you're uncivilized.
Jason: square up bitch
Timothy: Become a quadrilateral you female dog.
CallmeDick: ajsksksjajjakk
Jason: ajksjskakajhdhs
Timothy: Who's the bitch now?
Damian: you
CallmeDick: DAMIIIII!!!!!
Damian: s h i t
Damian: i've been here too long
CallmeDick: come to the living room I want cuddles
Damian: i shan't you commoner swine I will not participate in such atrocious actions of affection
CallmeDick: :,(
Jason: damn
Jason: someone's been watching too much Ouran Highschool Host Club?
Timothy: nah he's just a mosquavé
Damian: shut up plebeian
Steph:¿¿¿?hęlłœ?¿??
Timothy: Hi.
CallmeDick: helloooo
Steph: økæ
Jason: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
CallmeDick: ????????
Timothy: ?¿??¿¿??¿
Cass: 💗💗💗💓💓💕💕💕💕💓💓💗💗💓💕💕 :3
Jason: what kind of fuckery is this?
Timothy: Bitch we trippin'.
CallmeDick has screenshoted
Damian: are my eyes deceiving me?
Cass: i love my brothshajaksk
dnkakakababda
Cass: Steph stole my phone
Timothy: i heard a scream?
Cass: she has been eliminated
CallmeDick: oh god
CallmeDick: is she dead?
Timothy: oh shit!! a rat
Cass: oh no
Cass: she's still alive
Cass: and she took Tim's phone
Timothy: fuck shit bitch  motherfuckin cunt ass hoe
Timothy: i'm Ash Ketchum and i'm a fucking rebel, I swear like the little shit I am let's chug ketchup pikahoes
Timothy: I'm gonna go yeet myself off a cliff :)))) but not before drinking a pot of coffee
Timothy: because my ass is addicted
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CallmeDick: I'm-
Damian: what the hell
CallmeDick: sister shook
Jason: shut yer trap goldie
Cass: are we just flying over he fact that even after I yeeted Steph out of her room window she somehow survived and then possessed Tim?
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Damian: yes, lil bitch had it coming
Cass: i hear a girly scream?¿
Jason: whoo! Dead pals 🙏
CallmeDick: that's not Jason...
Cass: oh n o
Jason: oh y e s ;)
Damian: mother come pick me up I'm scared
CallmeDick: *shookness intensifies*
Cass: hide we don't have long
Jason: hello family I wove yous all vewy much! 💗💗💗💗💗💗
Damian: someone plz stop her
CallmeDick: I'll call babs for backup
Jason: 💕💕💕💕💕💕💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💓💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💕
CallmeDick: awwwe
CallmeDick: this reminds me of the days when Jason was a pure bean
Damian: that zombie hoe has never been pure
CallmeDick: once long long ago in a galaxy far far away

CallmeDick has changed Jason's name to Zombie hoe

Zombie hoe: I love it thank you dearest brother💕💕💕💕
Damian: and I oop- *Damian has been yeeted out of existence*
CallmeDick: Damian?!
CallmeDick: don't leave me!
Cass: and then there was one
CallmeDick: cass? Where are you?
Cass:👁👄👁
CallmeDick: ruh-røh
Cass: 👁   👃 👁
             ✌️  👄. 👌
CallmeDick: how?
CallmeDick: how did you get Cass?
Cass: the same way im coming for you Georgie
CallmeDick: *shrieeeeeeeek*
Cass: soon we'll all float like Dr.Pyg skin balloons
CallmeDick: begone demon *yeets digital cross*
Cass: i am i n e v i t a b l e *snap*
CallmeDick: i don't feel so good Bruce... I don't wanna go..... *fucking dies*
Cass: mwahahhaahahaaaa!!!!!
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Bruce Wayne: I was at a W.E. meeting.
Bruce Wayne: What happened?
Bruce Wayne: Kids?
Babs: oh no
Babs: I'm too late
Bruce Wayne: What happened? I don't understand teenage texting
Babs: basically Steph possessed everyone and probably fed them to Ace and Titus...
Bruce Wayne: *softly* o h
Babs: I blame myself, I couldn't skeet here fast enough
Babs: so how are we going to tell the public that your kids are unalive?
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Babs: Bruce?
Babs: bruuuuuuuce??????
Babs: helllllooooooiiiii are you thereeeeeee????????
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Bruce Wayne has skeeted out of the country