Batfam on crack

Hotwheels

Babs: hey
Babs: sorry I didn't skeet here fast enough
Babs: even though I'm hot my wheels were not
CallmeDick has changed Babs name to HotWheels

CallmeDick: that's okay Babs! We're still friends!
HotWheels: oh thank god
CallmeDick: buuuuuuuuut you have to let me paint hot wheel flames on your wheelchair
HotWheels: ....fine
CallmeDick: :D
Zombie hoe: greetings t h o t s
Zombie hoe: hold up
Zombie hoe: why the fuck is my name zombie hoe
Zombie hoe: how do I change it back
CallmeDick: you can't
Zombie hoe: bitch if u wanna see the light of day u better change it back
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HotWheels

Zombie hoe: did u leave me on read?!??!?
Zombie hoe: mother fucking hoe u better get your ass back on this chat and change my fucking name back
Zombie hoe: dick tf where r u
Zombie hoe: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Zombie hoe: SKSKSHSDJSJAKAKSKSKSJJSJSJAJSJSKSJAJAJJSJSJSJJSJSJSJSJJSJSJSJSJAJJASJJSJSJSJWJAJJWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHEHDHWJJQKWJWKKQKSKAKSKSKKSSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

Meanwhile at the titans tower
Tim: *looks at phone and sighs* what's he shouting about now
Damian: I dunno *sips CapriSun and lays back on couch*
Tim: *reads the messages* lol Dick left him on read
Damian: didn't know Grayson had the balls
Tim: he can't change his name back from zombie hoe lol
Damian*cooly puts on sunglasses* zombie hoe deserved it *sips CapriSun*
Beast Boy: *walks in like a fucking minecraft villager* what's a zombie hoe?
Tim: nobody
Beast Boy: okay?????¿¿¿
Damian: økæ
Tim: oh no
Beast Boy: what?
Tim: she's got him
Beast Boy: who?
Tim:*whispers* Steph
Damian: gãrfêïłd tûrñ įńtø å śöçćér bâłl
Beast Boy: I can't do that, it's beast boy not object boy
Damian: *is fucking possessed* this bitch empty! YEET! *throws beast boy out the window
Beast Boy: *doesn't die because he's now a birb*
Damian: *turns into a bat and flies away*
Tim & BB: *shell shocked af*
Tim: I knew he was a demon but.....
Beast Boy: damn