[On Hold] OH, BABY!

I. The Fallen Angel appears

  Angel Dust yawned sleepily in his pink colored bed as he cuddled close to his pet baby demon pig that he named Fat nuggets who snored peacefully. It was about 6:00 AM in Hell and Angel Dust had plans on sleeping in. Yesterday had been a long ass day for him. Last week, some deer demon looking motherfucker named Alastor had entered in the Happy Hotel (now the Hazbin Hotel, thanks to Al) and wanted to help. After some crazy neon dancing and sending Sir Pentious down some hole in the grounds of Hell, Alastor really made some changes to the place.

It wasn't as dirty and empty as it used to be and Angel was just happy that there was now an actual menu instead of eating popsicles all day long and that he got to stay there for free. There were also two newcomers: Niffty and Husk.

Husk was going to be the bartender while Niffty was gonna be the neat freak and be some kind of maid. Everyone seemed to have their place there. Even Alastor wished to be the doorman. Angel Dust wanted to make his point clear to Al, that he was just a person staying and nothing more. But Alastor said that he'd find something for Angel Dust to do eventually.

It was about 6:20 AM when someone knocked on Angel's bedroom door. Angel moaned and put his covers over his head, "Fuck off!", he said loudly. "Wakey-wakey, Angel!", a familiar radio-sounding voice called out, "It's time for you to find out what kind of job you have here at the Hazbin Hotel!"

"Like I give two shits, old man! Why don't you go and fuck yourself? You are a nuisance to me and to poor Fat nuggets!"

"We're having bacon for breakfast!"

Angel Dust sat up in bed, narrowing his eyes at the door, "You sick motherfucker... fine! I am awake! lemme get dressed, kay?"

"Ahahaha! That's a good boy, Angel! see you downstairs!"

Angel shook his head and looked down to Fat nuggets who was also awake and looking at the door. Angel stroked his little head, "Don't worry about him, little nuggets. He is just a meanie.", he muttered then stretched his four spider arms in his bed before crawling out of it. After getting dressed, Angel walked down the stairs and into the main lobby where Alastor was waiting for him. "Come with me, Angel.", Alastor said and led Angel Dust to the kitchen. "You making me breakfast? Aw, such a darling you are!", Angel smirked.

Alastor laughed, "No, my dear boy! You are making breakfast!"

Angel Dust's face fell in shock, "What?! You are not serious!"
"Oh, but I am! I have set out some simple ingredients for you on the kitchen counter as well as a cookbook. You are on your own from here."

Angel Dust picked up an egg from the egg carton, "I don't even know how to crack one of these fuckers open!", he yelled out. Alastor grinned, "Sure you do. Let's not forget how many you cracked open after you were in that turf war with Sir Pentious!", he said to Angel as he walked out of the kitchen.

"That doesn't fucking count!!", shouted Angel Dust angrily as he threw a spatula across the kitchen, "and it's almost seven in the morning! This is unjust, you son of a bitch! Charlie!! Charlie!!"

Charlie Magne, the princess of Hell, sleepily entered the kitchen, rubbing her eyes. She was dressed as a receptionist. "Hi Angel. What's going on?", she yawned. Angel Dust pointed at her. "What is up with you?", he asked in confusion. Charlie shook her head. "Nothing. Alastor woke me up at two in the morning for my training as a receptionist. What seems to be the problem?", she replied softly.

Angel Dust sighed. He knew poor Charlie wasn't going to be much help. She was more tired than he was. It just didn't seem that fair. Angel grinned. "Nothing at all!", he laughed, "I uhhh, I am going to try something new! I am gonna be the chef of the Hazbin Hotel!"

Charlie didn't seem to really process this and simply nodded, her eyes halfway open, "Oh. That is nice... I am going to catch a nap. I am sooo tired."

"You go do that! I am going to be in here making breakfast... I think.", Angel smiled and watched Charlie leave the kitchen. He frowned after she was gone then ran his fingers through his hair in frustration as he looked through the cookbook Alastor had given him. He slammed it shut. "This is ridiculous! That's it! I am eating out!"

Angel Dust snuck up back to his room and grabbed his suitcase from underneath his bed. He stored his money in it and looked at how much he had. "I have enough. Yes!", he hugged the dollar bills close to his chest then stuffed it in his pocket. Fat nuggets oinked up at him. "Fat nuggets. Be a good piggy for daddy. I will be back soon."

With a kiss on top of the little pigs head, Angel left his room and proceeded to sneak down the stairs and slowly to the front door. When he managed to sneak out of the Hazbin Hotel, he hurried down to where his favorite restaurant was.

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"Man! That was a good breakfast!", Angel Dust exclaimed after walking out of his favorite restaurant. He left through the back alley way and walked by some large cans but was startled when one of them was making noise. Angel shrugged off the noise, "Must be some Hellcat finding some trash.", he said then continued on his way. Angel then started feeling a bit uncomfortable and had the feeling that someone or something was following him back to the Hotel.

"Crap!", he said and started sprinting back to the Hazbin Hotel, "Must be one of those weirdos I got into a turf war in! they're after me!" Paranoid, the demon spider ran as fast as he could until he was back in the front lobby of the Hazbin Hotel. Alastor and the others stared at Angel in confusion after seeing him out of breath. Vaggie glared at him. "You went out again?!", she yelled, "What did you do this time?!"

"I went out to eat, Vaggie! I was starving, I tell you! Then something followed me here! You gotta help me!!"

Angel Dust was hiding behind Vaggie after someone was pounding on the front door of the Hazbin Hotel. Vaggie raised up her spear while Charlie slowly approached the front door. She looked back at the others. "Open it, dear.", Alastor said, narrowing his eyes, "intruders are not welcome here. I will dispose of them immediately!"

Charlie gulped and opened the door slowly. She looked around. No one was standing at the door. "There is no one here.", she said and turned when the others all gasped. Niffty pointed down to Charlie's feet. "Look!", she squeaked out.

"What?"

Charlie then noticed that she felt something clinging to her left leg and nervously looked down. She gasped in delight, "Oh my stars! What a cutie!!"

Clinging to Charlie's leg was a very small baby spider demon who looked very similar to Angel Dust. It was shivering in fear and was on the verge of tears. "It's okay. We didn't mean to scare you.", Charlie cooed and picked up the demon infant, "Hi! You are the cutest little thing I have ever seen! I have never seen a demon baby like you before!"

Charlie looked at the baby then up to Angel Dust then back to the baby, "Say, doesn't this baby look a little like..."

"She looks like Angel Dust!", Niffty cried out happily, jumping up and down, "Angel is a father!"

Angel Dust glared at Niffty, "No, I am not! I am gay! She's.... my....", Angel turned away from everyone. He sounded sad, "Please. Take her away. She doesn't belong here." Alastor eyed Angel. "Angel? You know who this is?", he asked. Angel bit his bottom lip then turned to face the others. "I'd rather not say!", he snapped then ran back up to his room.

"Angel! wait! Vaggie. Hold the baby for me, please.", Charlie handed the spider demon baby over to Vaggie then hurried up the stairs to check on Angel Dust.