Italy : Why are you standing on the table?
Greece : It's my house and I will do as I damn well please.
Italy : ...
Greece : ...
Italy : Ok, where's the spider.
Greece : Underthechairpleasekillit.
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HumorI either make these up or find them somewhere but take this amalgamation of weirdness while I work on other things.
