EU : UK, there's going to be a party later, mind being in charge of the salads?
UK : ...
EU : You... do know how to make a salad, right?
UK : Y-yeah!
EU : Alright then, here's the ingredients, so get cooking my friend!
UK : *shoves them in the microwave and turns it on*
EU : No UK, you can't just put the ingredients in the microwave and expect a salad to appear.
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